Imagine i have money in my uber wallet, money is deducted for the trip so I have to pay 0, the driver starts shouting at me that i should have told him before the trip and I need to pay him to his Mpesa.. @uber_kenya better respond to my dm because the bot in the app is shit
Ruto closed sections of Nairobi today & ferried professional clappers to witness him launching a road shorter than Atwoli's large intestines....
Makoooofi 👏🏿.
You can't be clamoring for a better country while throwing gala wrappers and Pepsi bottles on the expressway because “there are no public bins”. You’re part of the problem
I hate this thing of JOs issuing judgements and rulings then taking weeks to supply parties with the same. How am I supposed to draft my memorandum of appeal without a copy of the judgement? I hate this.
Life is already hard 💔 please choose someone who chooses you, not just in words, but in actions. Someone who's there for you, stays consistent, and makes you feel wanted, not just when they feel like it, but every day. ❤
You know what I'll do if I'm ever driving to Nairobi ever again? Drive at 45 Kph all the way to where I'm going, windows down, sunroof rolled back. They can't fine you for driving the speed limit. Since we don't know where the zones are anyway. Malicious compliance.
Please note @ckanjama@LawSocietyofKe we will be moving a motion to remove those East Africa Law Society fees from our annual PC renewal fee. There is no benefit in being in EALS if Kenyan lawyers continue to receive hostile treatment in the region and get treated as pariahs
At my girl’s baby shower a few months ago, one of the activities was painting newborn onesies. Now, every time the baby wears one that u painted, she sends a picture. It’s such a sweet gesture & makes me feel so special knowing that something I made is being worn & enjoyed
The fact that this Polygamyst thing didn’t trigger a single childhood trauma is such a blessing. Reading people’s takes and I just realized I owe my dad even more respect. He was and still continues being a good father and husband to my mom ❤️
Young ladies need to watch The Polygamist. Not for entertainment, but for the lessons hidden in plain sight.
Watch how people behave, the choices they make, and how those choices affect everyone around them. Too many young women believe they will be different or that things will work out differently for them.
I’m so happy to see #ThePolygamist bringing conversations about STIs and HIV to the forefront, especially where infidelity and irresponsible sexual behaviour are concerned.
These are conversations that have been buried for far too long. 👏🏽👏🏾👏🏾