Decorate an egg competition at school on Friday and what does my kid choose to do??? The entire fucking solar system. Do you not just want to pick one planet son? “No mam all of them and the sun” 🥴🥴🥴 fun fun fun!
Imagine being okay with your husband shagging other women repeatedly man, have a word with yourself woman. No amount of money is worth degrading yourself like that 😬😬
I am who I am…. He is who he is …. We are what we are and that’s that!!!! ❤️ Life is for living, life goes on, life is not perfect at all and you know what…. it’s OUR life no one else’s. God bless. ❤️
Decided to stop whinging about being a fat bastard and actually do something about it. Done 50 squats yesterday and a 20 minute full body workout last night and this morning and honestly I’m walking like I’ve been shagged up the arse. Am I fkn skinny yet 🙄😂😂
Imagine paying a £258 vet bill, taking your rabbit home for her to have a massive seizure and die a few hours later. Vets4Pets are fucking disgraceful. Now I’ve got a heartbroken little boy and a heartbroken rabbit missing her sister 😫😫
Nowt more annoying than the “I miss you” text. Fuck off demon dick and miss me from a distance. Not on the market to have my life ruined again thank u xo
Me dad has just whipped me with a wet tea towel across the back of the legs, so I’ve responded by tipping half a tub of salt into his fresh cup of coffee. Wonder when we’ll grow up 🤷🏻♀️😂😂