NS Buses

Een busvervoersbedrijf. Soms rijden ze treinen.
A bus transportation company. Sometimes they operate trains.

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I will start tweeting lies about @NS_online every time I have to take a bus instead of a train

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“Grandpa, tells us more stories from when you were young”
“Well, you know @NS_online, the bus company? Well, they used to be a train company!”
“MOM, GRANDPA IS MAKING SHIT UP AGAIN!”

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“FUCK @NS_online! MOTHERFUCK NS IN THE NECK WITH THE RAGE AND PASSION OF A THOUSAND DEMONS” - everyone when they found out that they need to take a bus instead of a train again

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Wow! The combined solar power production in 🇳🇱 now offsets 0,01% of the carbon produced by the fleet of buses @NS_online operates! Well done 🎉

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Breaking: @NS_online found to fake construction work to give @Greenwheels a little boost by cutting train service and thus make people rent more cars

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This just in: Dutch government asks @NS_online to replace trains by buses in August because they considered the number of COVID infections was just a bit too low!

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Contrary to what’s believed, @NS_online doesn’t actually run buses when there’s construction work, but whenever interim CEO Bert Groenewegen is sad because of a bad date.

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@NS_online It’s a fun cat and mouse game: change platform, change platform, “oops too late it left”. I’m two hours in it, I think I’m winning!

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Did you know that the canals of Amsterdam have to be filtered monthly because @NS_online executives insist on urinating in them?

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Utrecht Centraal: van en naar Utrecht Centraal, vertraging/minder treinen door logistieke beperking. https://t.co/axyyfHaEPO #Ut

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Did you know that the 2020/21 electronics shortage was not caused by the COVID-19 pandemic but by @NS_online buying all GPUs and setting them on fire?

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Did you know that over 60% of greenhouse gases emitted in 2021 were caused by the farts of @NS_online executives?

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Ik ga elke keer leugens over @NS_online tweeten als ik de bus moet nemen in plaats van de trein