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[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@CassoWAristos @Be_Believing The way he’s wringing his hands like a distressed grandmother

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@Q_rious_ @corrl1nks What a weird thing to say

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@Seanchuckle @RebeccaNP Lolita

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@anactualwalnut I HIGHLY recommend Croatia!! Beautiful landscape and gorgeous, historically (and pop culturally) relevant cities.

[Blake Allen @Blake_Allen13]

Screwworms coming back into the U.S. cattle herd/stock is going to potentially devastate the industry and jack up meat prices. Worst part is, this was preventable. Trump & DOGE pushed funding cuts on/destroyed agencies that were directly responsible for fighting this pest

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

My ex named his cat LeBron

[Emily 🦋 @EmilySm43]

Name ONE

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@MikeJazzpenis Brother

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@Pregumin_ @officialkateGr @Howlingmutant0 I get the original joke, but your follow on just makes you personally seem really stupid. But it seems that’s because that is, in fact, the case.

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

Right. So the premise is that if you have a period, you’re fat. The attached image shows that your period goes away if you’re anorexic, which is severely underweight. So what about the image you posted shows that biology supports the idea that having your period means you’re fat? Or are you on edtwt and stupid?

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@Pregumin_ @officialkateGr @Howlingmutant0 The words written on it are about the effects of anorexia

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@Pregumin_ @officialkateGr @Howlingmutant0 How does this picture show that you only get your period if you’re fat?

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

when i'm mad from my perspective but i can also see their perspective so now i’m carrying double the emotional weight and being eaten away by my anger and empathy

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@tinygirlbighair Omg congratulations my friend!!!!!!

[vaudais toujours 🍉 🍉 @TFilastin]

Des rumeurs circulent selon lesquelles Helen Mirren et Tom Hardy se seraient disputés sur le tournage de MobLand au sujet du conflit israélo-palestinien.

Une source a déclaré : « Alors qu’ils parlaient des Londoniens, [Mirren] a fait remarquer que “les gens ne se rendent pas compte de la souffrance causée par les Marches pour la Palestine”, et Hardy a éclaté de rire. »

Hardy a été renvoyé de la série après s’être mis à dos les producteurs et ses collègues.

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

Tom Hardy was the only reason I watched that show so guess I’ll never see how it ends

[vaudais toujours 🍉 🍉 @TFilastin]

Des rumeurs circulent selon lesquelles Helen Mirren et Tom Hardy se seraient disputés sur le tournage de MobLand au sujet du conflit israélo-palestinien.

Une source a déclaré : « Alors qu’ils parlaient des Londoniens, [Mirren] a fait remarquer que “les gens ne se rendent pas compte de la souffrance causée par les Marches pour la Palestine”, et Hardy a éclaté de rire. »

Hardy a été renvoyé de la série après s’être mis à dos les producteurs et ses collègues.

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

@todayyearsold Damn it Jim, I’m a doctor/rider/assasin/executioner/martial artist/detective, not a mathematician!

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

Made it in record time, can’t believe it

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

We have exactly an hour and twenty minutes between our plane landing in Lisbon and our connecting flight taking off. Never in my 31 years of life have I missed a flight, but today might be the day. Wish me luck

[Sorry Charlie™️ @NsbSo]

We have exactly an hour and twenty minutes between our plane landing in Lisbon and our connecting flight taking off. Never in my 31 years of life have I missed a flight, but today might be the day. Wish me luck