Washed

[Washed @NStorter]

Her: Come over
Me: I can't I hurt my foot
Her: There's kids w/preexisting conditions you can kill
Me:

[Washed @NStorter]

Ah 10:30 on Monday, perfect time for my weekly emotional breakdown. Get it out of the way nice and early.

[Free Palestine - 1312 @2Vynmouz]

"Accidentally" leaving Sonic for Game Boy Advance on your dresser so she knows you're an epic gamer

[Washed @NStorter]

I'm telling you folks, you can't beat this CONTENT.

[Free Palestine - 1312 @2Vynmouz]

You can't succeed without guiding rules, so I am proud to announce my Personal Code for 2019!

[Washed @NStorter]

FUCK PLEASE NO

[Steven Dennis @StevenTDennis]

FIRST IOWA POLL by SELZER:
BIDEN 32%
SANDERS 19%
BETO 11%
WARREN 8%
HARRIS 5%
BOOKER 4%
BLOOMBERG 3%
KLOBUCHAR 3%
DELANEY 1%
SHERROD 1%
CASTRO 1%
https://t.co/xMLwOk1TCl

[james tom @jestom]

liberals: racism will end when all the old white men die 😆

*George HW Bush dies*

liberals: omg 😞 RIP a humanitarian 😞😞 gone too soon 💔

[Washed @NStorter]

@runolgarun O.o what games you gonna play?

[Washed @NStorter]

@caitlinspeace 1 weird al w/symphony orchestra plz

[Mickstape @MickstapeShow]

Kyrie is so close to becoming one with the singularity, dissipating into the cosmos and becoming our final overlord

[Phoenix🌵DSA🌹 @PhxDSA]

*extremely doing a bit voice* What if we just had one big GoFundMe that everyone paid into based on their income that was administered by the federal gov so no one had to bother their fb friends about their heart transplant sure seems like that would save everyone a lot of hassle

[Washed @NStorter]

If you follow this account you should just go follow my other one instead I actually use it

[Free Palestine - 1312 @2Vynmouz]

tfw you lose no nut november

[Fellow Worker Gritty, Wearing Ⓐ Mask @FellowGritty]

Plz provide your trans friends with material + emotional support today, tomorrow, and after the pundit class stops talking about this and moves on to the next midterms thinkpiece #1u

[Washed @NStorter]

@LauraMulch

[Washed @NStorter]

@tinnybeartalks HAVEN'T YOU SEEN GET OUT!?

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

'We all look at Kavanaugh and we see some similarities to things that happened in our lives.' — This man perfectly described what it means to live in a rape culture

[Washed @NStorter]

@ErinYazel Dang you met a supreme court justice??

[Washed @NStorter]

@karlbeck3 @fitzryp Fitz = trash tier hockey fan confirmed #bluessuck

[Washed @NStorter]

@fitzryp I was yelling at the TV I hate that short leashes are such a thing in the postseason. Ride that mf-er he wants the ball and is dirty af

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

16 shots and a cover up

[Free Palestine - 1312 @2Vynmouz]

Let's play a fun game called guess how many of the 12 jurors in the Laquan McDonald trial are black!

[Washed @NStorter]

@being_ulti