GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

just trying to get by. writer, photographer. maker of ✨content✨. chronic bad hair day.

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

I mean… the federal office of Canada is not a “governor”—so he never was.

But this is a very strong reference to the future leader of Canada being a “governor” of the 51st state, I’d say.

The future “leadership” of the American government is threatening annexation. ☠️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Elon Musk responds to Justin Trudeau saying Canada will never be part of the United States:

“Girl, you’re not the governor of Canada anymore, so doesn’t matter what you say”

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

Honestly he looked better before…

[Pascal @creatorpascal]

This is Bryan Johnson:

• Spends $2.5M/year on longevity
• Has the organs of an 18-year-old
• Literally reversing aging in real-time

I reverse engineered his $2.5M "Blueprint Protocol" for under $200/month.

Here's the Poor Man's guide to live forever:

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

he likes the music u stupid bitch

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

Rabies is not a “sit quietly and listen” kind of disease.

[9mmSMG @9mmsmg]

When skiddish animals inexplicably stop acting skiddish, something is wrong. This isn't a Disney cartoon. If a fox comes and sits with me I'm thinking rabies, not friendship.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

im never breathing a foul word in the direction of a French person ever again

[Mia @boygrrI]

this is a scary amount of insecure

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

Everyone seems to feel this way and yet… it’s a hot take?

[BROPOTKIN™️ by blackhart 🐈‍⬛ @peterbropotkin]

Bro is cookin

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

True but this isn’t even how taxing rich people works.

If you make $50M and the tax bracket is set at 50% over $30M, you would pay $10M for that bracket.

This is how the maximum tax rate in the 60s was so high!

[lefts @bomblefts]

Good morning

[pentagrimm the vampire slayer #Baldur'sGOAT_era @ewbutc00l]

Personally this is my favorite

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

if I ever pull myself together and start making art again, and if it’s good enough to warrant a goddamn sculpture—can I hold y’all accountable to make it abstract as fuck? Like it’s something out of the 1920s? Pretty please?

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

What a basic-ass statue. I mean the statue LOOKS like she’s about to pass a trans discrimination bill. True to life in THAT context, but i’m sorry. I wish we were living in an era where statues to figures in art and literature actually looked artistic.

[The Rowling Library @rowlinglibrary]

Do you think J.K. Rowling deserves a bronze statue in Edinburgh for her incredible contributions to literature?

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

This is my notifications tab.

I’m so sick of this app.

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

MESS THEIR MONEY UP!

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

@cookimyun Real-to-life and accurate improvement.

[🌾 Ivan 🌾 @HuskerAlways1]

Rashida Tlaib and Ilhan Omar won re-election by comfortable margins and the rest of the party are fighting for their lives in these states.

Let’s not pretend we don’t know how that happened.🤷🏻

[GlitterFaun (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ @NTHerrgott]

@allegedlyangelo the only fact that matters is that feelings don't care about facts.

[Aneesa McMillan @AneesaSM]

Reba, not right now……