𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦.

The world's foremost expert 🌫️ Follow for cutting edge insight 🌫️ Too smart to suceed

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

If I leave my for you page alone long enough it starts showing me arabs talking about how bees are evidence of god's glory

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

@oldmoney222 @venompilled

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

How do I lose weight while drinking a lot of coke. One million coke diet. Can I have eating disorder and drink ten coca cola daily.

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

Whenever I see pictures of edtwt girls I like to imagine snapping their legs in half and eating them like a crispy breadstick

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

When I heard about the hedonic treadmill I immediately imagined the anhedonic treadmill. An intensely unpleasant, never ending process that only grows more frustrating and miserable as you go on, and you go on forever. Can you imagine?

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

Wish there was a decline call button that caused the caller to hear, instead of a normal voicemail message, tortured wailing

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

@m1r3p01x kawaii

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

@oldmoney222 meant to say "took a shit"

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

Took a shot today that told me I wasn't being faithful to my eating disorder

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

Eating mandarins in my car

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

This is what my wife does and looks like when I have to get out of bed in the morning

[ガンマ @FwbIiQRhivHSrA9]

ペットの世話してる

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

@SneakyScube MAMA! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?
ON YOUR KNEES AND PRAY FOR ME
MATILDA'S COME BACK TO ME

[Neighsayer3 @Neighsayer3]

Cigarette that makes you 4 inches tall

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

@SneakyScube I talked to Miyazaki and he told me it's actually just a big rock that looks like that

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

This spider moved onto my desk lamp so now I feed it crane flies. I find it to be a charming creature. It's my friend.

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

@SneakyScube @davidscrazymind

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

I can listen to meanspo without getting an eating disorder because of my general excellence. It just makes me better

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

"I don't care about men's pleasure." -My wife, explaining why she cannot be called a fujoshi

[𝙉𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙈𝘿 𝙀𝙨𝙦. @NtrusiveThinker]

Been running into some little creatures