Nimita Uberoi

New York transplant in SF (and I won’t shutup about it)

[Nimita Uberoi @Nuberoi2]

overheard in SF: “I don’t really know how to fold clothes but I’m sure I could figure it out from first principles” 💀

[Nimita Uberoi @Nuberoi2]

@Tocelot couldn’t agree more!

[roon @tszzl]

the sf tennis reservation system will become one of the most hardened softwares on the planet of earth

[Nick Field @nick_field90]

Nothing like Election Night to make you feel alive and also like you're gonna die

[Asad🗽🍎 @AsadFromNYC]

We should just run handsome brown leftist Muslim men who are earnest (but also somewhat cringey) in races all over the country. I think it’s the only way.

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

[Nimita Uberoi @Nuberoi2]

Whichever urban planner chose single-seat benches for Salesforce Park is personally responsible for the SF dating crisis. You can't even sit on a park bench with your potential love of your life. Only enough room for you and your agent :/

[Nimita Uberoi @Nuberoi2]

working for a secure manager completely changed the arc of my career

[Justine Moore @venturetwins]

Sometimes people ask me for career advice, and the only thing I can say that applies across basically every role is don’t work for an insecure manager.

[Nimita Uberoi @Nuberoi2]

can Apple buy @WisprFlow pls I can’t toggle anymore

[bethany @thenightbethore]

ooh look at me i'm jude bellingham i'm super classically handsome and a mega talented athlete and everyone sings the beatles at me

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

starting a contrarian VC firm that only invests in founders who finished their college degrees and are in loving relationships

[Nimita Uberoi @Nuberoi2]

Startup founders should make launch videos like political campaign launch videos. Tell us what you're building, why you're the one to build it, then cut to a couple shots of your parents looking proud

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Brendan (can/do) @BrendanFoody]

the Mercor Mafia is so cracked

[Fav @Favwontmiss]

My favorite line from Atomic Habits has been living in my head rent-free:

“It doesn’t make sense to continue wanting something if you’re not willing to do what it takes to get it. If you don’t want to live the lifestyle, then release yourself from the desire. To crave the result but not the process is to guarantee disappointment.”

[Nimita Uberoi @Nuberoi2]

startup idea: a printer that works

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It seems like Mamdani doesn’t even have an office he just works the streets like a smiling genie granting common wishes

[Esteban @steveonomics]

It’s astounding to me that every San Francisco tech bro feels they need $10 million to escape the permanent underclass when their only hobbies are buying hoodies and going on hikes.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

nyc is the only place where you see this and know it’s not AI😭