NUC Figures

Prospective analysis of aggregated statistics

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FYI: instead of saying "blow my load", if you say "Joe my Joad" it sounds better AND it won't get censored by AI

[Parker King aka LEGODAD @legodad420]

Hila's SECRETS are coming to light 😮😱😱😱😲😲

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@chadpostolico Basically a bunch of pedophiles in wizard robes got together to eat crackers after "choir practice"

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@haxrcalled4chan Holy fuck that's based

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@lordtankl I love how the boomer just glazes over and enters a cope trance for a few mins. He knows it's about to be a media and insurance shitshow so he just zones out and pretends he didn't just hear some inane billionaires evaporate instantly

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@datingbyblaine Women are the Jews of gender

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@ShitpostRock Apple phones are gay as fuck and useless. Only fags and foids use them

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@Hemory_com What the fuck are you fucking talking about you dumb fuck

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@MustardFren So basically you're saying you've never dealt with the negative consequences of electrical infetterance when you buy a totally normal quantity of Milky Way bars

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@awolf_2049 @brittilina @michaeljknowles Holy fucking cuck wow

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@brittilina @michaeljknowles LMFAO you guys are so mentally ill and neurotic about sex. Your religion is a mental disease in all of its forms

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@mwutilate If you did not have fishing tackle in your face you would look fine

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@BTCBreadMan @DatingAppLs Any time for a fellow white man. We need to stick together

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@BTCBreadMan @DatingAppLs I have a big natural one, do you want me to sub in? I can send you a pic or video that you can show her. If she likes it we can tag team her or you can sit in your favorite chair in the corner like we usually do. Your call!

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@Aliawayagain Actually never mind I just checked your content on a pirate website and you simply are not that hot. You look greasy and generally you're not good at taking photos. You're not ugly but you're not really hot either. Kind of just an average bimbo bitch

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@Aliawayagain Maybe it's not the comment you were looking for but yeah I would come inside you with no condom. I have a large natural unmodified cock if you wanna see it

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@Slopagandist814 And nothing of value was lost

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@hoodwild_ Who fucking cares? All women are whores. Why should I give a fuck that some faggot got roped into the pussy trap? It happens every day it ain't rare

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@JFGariepy I have appetite problems. Some mornings my appetite simply doesn't exist and I can't eat at all. It's a terrible feeling especially when you need to go to work. Knowing that you need to eat but can't. Knowing that I'm going to be starving and yet can't eat now

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I can't stress enough that if you are a regular consumer of ANY #H3H3 content, videos, podcasts etc, YOU ARE A FAGGOT.

I simply can't put into words how irrelevant these fat Jewish talking heads on your screen are.

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@8biteric She's a slam hog that knows she's a slam hog