Michael Porter Jumpshot

Alleged Kroenke Burner @Nuggets @HuskerFootball

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When last season started I promised that if the Nuggets won the finals I would get some sort of tattoo to commemorate it. That being said, welcome to the leg Nikola.

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Crazy as it is, Euphoria truly ended up being a profoundly Christian show. I loved everything about it. Outstanding TV.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Charles Barkley seeing all the Big Ole Woman in San Antonio at the finals

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Regardless of the discourse on this app. PLEASE do not forget that in a home Game 7 Chet Holmgren got SUBBED OUT with 2 minutes left to play after only shooting the ball TWICE the entire game until that point

Unheard of for a “Big 3 player”

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THE HATE WATCH IS COMPLETE

LETS GO SPURS IM PROUD OF YALL

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Keep going Ty!!!😂😂

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

Relax buddy 😂😂😂😂

[Michael Porter Jumpshot @NuggetWatcher]

Nah this my absolute GOAT right here

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

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This game is ridiculously good dude

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@WorldWideWob @DaTroofHurtz Why couldn’t we have just lost game 82 with all of our starters out Wob? Why couldn’t we have just played Houston. I have no idea where we go from here.

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Wolves fans chill. Yall won, you guys frankly deserved it more than us. Great series, I’m looking forward to our regular season matchups next year, it’s always great ball.

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I’m nervous. If we lose this it would be catastrophic for the agenda…

That said, we’re a great team led by an all time great player. Nugs take game 6.

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@vdj023011 Show me where I talked shit, I dont don’t do the disrespect thing man

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As to where we go from here… I genuinely have no clue. Goodnight yall, im gonna try and sleep this one off.

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That’s a wrap on the 25-26 season. Showed such great promise early, battled injuries, rallied hard to finish the season strong.

Can’t beat the wolves man, they’re our literal kryptonite. I never want to see them in the playoffs again. GGs Wolves fans🫡

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Why on earth could we not just lose game 82 man…

I’m sick.

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@NBABlackburn @andy__mick Cam Johnson?

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Jamal man where the hell are you

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Can johnson has earned my respect. He’s been playing some elite minutes this series.

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Timeline cleanser

[DrizFob @DrizFob]

What the hell am I watching 😭🙏🏻

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@TheHoopCentral Jokić deadass did nothing wrong

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On everything bro Jokić did nothing wrong there

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Down 8. One quarter to play. The opposing team is missing three critical players to their success and then Kyle Anderson. This is for your entire season.

One time, get it done.