NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN

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[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

New pfp until the end of time

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@ConeySnell Because you’re giving a terrible player the money that an actual good player deserves. He has been a net negative to this team in the playoffs and there is no indication that we will see any improvement in that regard.

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

The moment that pen hits paper is the moment this franchise is doomed

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The Pistons are reportedly making progress with Jalen Duren towards a long-term extension, per @esidery.

[Scott Hanson @ScottHanson]

See you in 8 Sundays.

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Argentina fails to win back-to-back World Cups

They lose against Spain 0-1 at the 2026 World Cup Final

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

GOAT came out on top

[ᴘɪᴛɪɴɢᴏ @_pitingo_]

Es HOY.

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

Dude

[Trent Attyah @BookitWithTrent]

IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS.

MY BIGGEST PICK OF THE SUMMER.

SPAIN TO LIFT THE TROPHY FOR $10,000.

💰🇪🇸 VAMOS ESPAÑA 🇪🇸💰

[State of Palestine @Palestine_UN]

Speaking to any empty hall, again?

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@McKendryMM12 I’d rather reallocate the funds they want to allocate to duren to get Cade an actual number 2. When we stuck Paul Reed as a starter he excelled and matched Duren’s production not to mention he actually performs in the playoffs

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

Sign Ausar and leave Duren at the Joy Road McDonalds

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The Pistons would like to sign Ausar Thompson to a long-term deal after Jalen Duren’s contract is settled, per @HunterPatterson.

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@stokesjensen Getting bitched by your ex’s man on national television gotta be the worst humiliation ritual of all time man 😭

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

They traded him for knowing the truth about a certain someone on this roster #ForeverMyDemon

[Kalshi Hoops @KalshiHoops]

Isaiah Stewart had multiple public heated moments with the coaching staff throughout the postseason, per @HunterPatterson.

Timeline:
• Just before halftime of Game 3 (vs. Magic), Stewart & Bickerstaff had a verbal back-and-forth while still on the court
• Stewart then had disagreements with several coaches during the Pistons’ Game 7 loss (vs. Cavs)
• Stewart was subbed out of the game and was reluctant to give Bickerstaff a high five
• Luke Walton tried correcting Stewart’s behavior before Stewart brushed Walton off as well
• Pistons assistant Jarrett Jack watched it all unfold, Stewart and Jack exchanged words before players had to separate the two

(Via @TheAthleticNBA)

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@McKendryMM12 I have absolutely zero sympathy for a player who completely fell off in the playoffs and is asking for the max regardless. He was awful defensively and became completely one dimensional in the playoffs. I’m good off him

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@the_goffense Any means necessary

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@Fire_Ronnie2K I mean shit if the regular season is all that matters to you then you might be the biggest retard ever 😭😭

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@Fire_Ronnie2K Became even worse with a larger sample size in the minutes that actually matter LOL

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@Fire_Ronnie2K @fetterlab The lakers passed up on him for Walker Kessler lol NBA teams do not view him as a valuable player

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@NinjagoFan673 I’ll never forget him being a demon in games 1-4 against the Magic before he cooked his knee 💔🕊️

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@Milan_Lawrence2 @___Drizz #PlayoffDemon

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@Fire_Ronnie2K Just pulling stats out of your ass I see… try again

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@fetterlab @Fire_Ronnie2K The Sacramento fucking Kings didn’t give this dude an offer sheet dawg and they want me to believe he’s a good player

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@TTops16 Only way to save this franchise from themselves

[NATIONAL CHAMPION AHMED HASSANEIN STAN @NukeDuren]

@Fire_Ronnie2K Hopefully I never have to watch a Pistons game with Jalen Duren in a Pistons uniform again. He’s a terrible player and the “He’s only 22 years old” gimmick is so tired especially for a player who’s whining and pouting about not getting a max when he doesn’t ever deserve it 🙏🏽