rion :3

im only 4 years old be nice to me

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

they let me dwell in abandoned farm house attics for fun

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

mogged by lump

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they make me make babies into sandwiches at work #cannibaljimmyjohns #humanfleshsandwich #jimmyjohns

[helena @65finally]

gay guy with 4 hairs on his head: my 4 hairs are looking “slay” today!

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

#drooglegrub havent tortured hotdogs in months, instead i got apples n cream cheese dip yummers!!!

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

college was so evil. as the saying goes, too woke for the straights but too unwoke and rational for the “smol bean” vibe of gays that want the world completely catered to them🤯will never roommate with a theyfab autist again which i am legally allowed to say as a theyfab autistic

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

my college experience was being too woke but not woke enough for them all at once (think them loving cops all while being a they/them lesbian on testosterone, excessively setting boundaries but when i set a boundary not to grope their partner in front of me i was in the wrong)

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

my college experience

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

@wowzowee i am the evil scary roommate food man. i make creations people fear

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

my catch and the worst possible pose i could’ve ever hit

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@urlrot tickles me when im overwhelmed and is an evil demonic creature

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

#drooglegrub zoey cooked us vodka sauce penne and it is fire!!!

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@fausto313_ i used my nails😩😩😩have love and compassion in ur heart

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

zoey bought me hotdog buns that r uncut so i had to perform surgery to put my dog in

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@urlrot also idk why or if it was the bun or dog but i just finished eating and it tasted like ass, never had such an ass hotdog

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also im hopefully fr getting an adhd diagnosis soon…life is beautiful. therapist said shes still “working on it” and i have an appointment with my med provider on thursday so im praying🙏🙏🙏

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

nobody fucks with life lately like i do

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why did the tattoo artist take this picture and show me it at 17 as if it looked good

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balls actively morphing in your hand where its visible too is so cool. like why do they do that. pussies do not do anything cool

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

do yall think i can call into my pizza delivery job if i soent the entire night throwing up or will i be murdered by mr. domino

[rion :3 @Number1lumpyfan]

left my phone charger at work. at 5% and cant find a single cord that works. might have to end it all