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[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

They could live down the street and you will still never see them

[조이스 @Nunajay]

@RTmmane @shingz_ 🤣🤣

[kgadi♠️ @Kgadi_yaMoloto]

I’m afraid it’s getting worse bafazi

[Oupa Khalanga Baloyi @OupaBaloyi7]

My friends and I will be shooting a movie at home in Phalaborwa, Limpopo, and somehow I’m the one getting married in the script. 😭💍

Just clearing things up so my Gauteng woman doesn’t think I’m catching feelings and getting married for real. 😂

[조이스 @Nunajay]

Why do I feel like fatal seduction is a remake of Oscuro Deseo? 😭

[Tando @tiiga_m]

She told me on payday they call all the women into a big boardroom and give them a round of applause. So yeah I know, she earns Applause Rands per month 😏

[Kia @xevekiah]

DNA is really so crazy. Have y’all heard that story about the woman who had a baby with her husband, but when he got a DNA test, it said he wasn’t the father? The mother insisted he was the dad, so they repeated the test multiple times, and it kept saying the same thing. It later came out that, based on the DNA results, he wasn’t the father… but the uncle of the child. Which made no sense because he was an only child. After more extensive testing, they discovered the husband was actually a chimera, meaning he had absorbed his twin in the womb and carried two sets of DNA. So basically… the baby was biologically his twin brother’s child, even though he was the one who fathered it.

[조이스 @Nunajay]

@ick_real Adelina

[Noluthando Ngcobo @LuthandoFuze]

Abanye abantwana sail through life and wena you always just have to try harder, always have to be strong, always have to understand, It's always never your time😭😭😭😭😭

[Njeri @NjeriMuchina2]

I don't know how to sustain friendships 😭
The calls, the texts, the meet ups, I can't. And if you're too enthusiastic I ghost. I just want to be left alone.

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

ON STAGE??? ON THE DAMN STAGE??????😭😭😭

[조이스 @Nunajay]

@Nyeleti0606 😂😂😂

[조이스 @Nunajay]

😂😂😂😂

[Katso Koothrappali @Milla__K]

When Phume was trying to flex on an actuarial scientist who had a CA(SA) qualification as a spare and side 😂😂😂

[조이스 @Nunajay]

@destinyzee 😩😩

[조이스 @Nunajay]

@naytholo @IamKarabo_M 😂😂😂

[For Hearts In Bloom🌸 @HeartsBloomHere]

l've been a relationship counsellor for more three years, and here are 20 wholesome habits I've noticed amongst successful couples.

It gets better as you slide, I promise:

[EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle]

“Late bloomer” isn’t actually real. Nothing in nature blooms late, you’re right on time in your own garden.

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

I was lowkey waiting for him to mention Nigeria, as the giant of Africa that we are.

[MantsoePout-Nomzamo @MantsoePout]

Please don’t avoid self-work this year. Make it your priority.. Work on that people pleasing and lack of boundaries. You’ll thank yourself so much later ❤️