"puppy top who thrusts so sloppy and uncoordinated because he is overwhelmed and whiny and their bottom cradling their neck and whispering encouraging words and telling them to endure it" - literally fumoo
HR: “You’re fired. Your contract is terminated effective immediately.”
Me: “Okay. But before I leave, can you call the CEO?”
HR laughed. “Why? So you can beg for your job back?”
I smiled. “No. So you can explain to him why you fired the woman he personally hired.”
The room went quiet.
HR picked up the phone.
“Sir, there’s been a termination—”
The CEO interrupted.
“Who did you fire?”
HR mentioned my name.
There was a long silence.
Then the CEO said, “Put her on the phone.”
I took the phone.
“Hello, sir.”
He sighed.
“Please don’t leave the building. I’m on my way.”…….