Nurse Smith

Momma first, nurse second, smartass constantly. Follow me on Facebook and Instagram @ NurseSmith1 🙃

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@ProportionWheel @EM_RESUS Yesssss 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Why yes, I do always have something smart to say.

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When it’s October and suddenly you’re the “cool spooky friend” and not the “creepy chick who probably has bodies buried in her backyard.”

[Nurse Smith @NurseSm1th]

Never leave home without
a kiss, a hug, and an ‘I love you.’
Then remove the pet hair
from your mouth as
you walk to your car.

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She hadn’t made a milkshake in years, for fear that they would return.

She starts the blender, reluctantly.

In the distance… screams.

The traps she had set in her yard had worked.

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Imagine falling in love with me because I have an amazing personality and then realizing it’s time to buckle up because I have several.

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I work in healthcare, so I don’t need Netflix to see stranger things.

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He’s a ten but he gives Narcan to hypoglycemics.

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Dance like no one is watching, but chart like it will be read in court some day.

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People were shocked to learn that Allison wasn’t very good at running the defibrillator.

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Places you can stay for free this spring:

1.Your lane.

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No one prepares you for the transition from newbie to work wife to work mom.

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@MashUpStanleyT #goals

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Grandma says Men In Their 20s Ask Her Out Non stop
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Did you know that if you put your ear to your patient’s chest you can hear them saying, “wtf are you doing?!”

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It’s time to cosplay as a person who has their shit together.

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#HalfTimeShow2022

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Roses are red
Guys are whack
Tell him goodbye
And don’t take him back

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Roses are red
Who needs a hubby?
Netflix doesn’t care
If you are a little bit chubby.