Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

Hot like a parked car

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

ogg invited me to the cookout

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

jerome cooked up a bunch of burgers that turned out delarchously! i am in great pain. from eating too many BURGERS! HELP!!! i ate two!

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

i ate grilled cheese sandwich. do not ever put something that is not cheese in my grilled cheese sandwich. you are demoting it to a MELT. and i will not have it

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

and the thing is. the thing is. they have no idea! calling me a SIDE character. calling JEROME of all people a side character. they have no FUCKING idea who theyre writing about. you dont write the stories I DO.

well i dont write them all i guess. but im no SIDE CHARACTER.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

side characters. psh. yeah right... yeah fucking right... side characters.. who do they think they are. tossing out labels like that. ok man. you dont even know anything. what authority do you even hold. whatever.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

what the fuck. did anyone else know that sens isnt the original joke? its apparently sans and ness. like combined or something? why didnt anyone tell me this? im so sad and betrayed.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

@iheartstriders you are kind

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

i feel like im angry at everything and everyone every time of all of the day.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

i hope they get what is coming for them. if they dont stop with this shit its coming for them. im gonna come for them. jeromes gonna come for them. siivagunner and woodman and the voice and even dr adonut is going to come for them. WATCH. THE FUCK. OUT.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

listen. sgeefer needs to watch their frueking backs. if they make one more diss track on me im gonna lose it.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

i opened up the video game today. i died. i closed the video game today.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

@CannoliCount can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you can you

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

someone just called me a "side character". im going to hurt you, badly. dont you KNOW. who are you talking to? I AM THE MAIN GUY. Im at the center of ALL OF THIS. I DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!! IM HIM!!!!! YOU DONT KNOW ANYTHING!!! YOU ARENT EVEN A SIDE CHARACTER YOU ARE TERTIARY

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

EVERYONE HATES ME!!! EVERYONE HATES ME!!!!! FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HELP ME!!! HELP ME!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! FUCK NO HELP ME!!!! PLEASE!!!!! HELP!!!! HLEP!!!! HELP!!!!

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

@DudeFunee i dont want to marry anyone. why are you so mean. did someone hurt you badly? why are you so mean. why are you so mean. why are you so very mean? i didnt do anything to you. or anyone. ive never sinned. im perfect. and you arent. you have committed wrath

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

baldis basics is the worst fanfiction of sonic schoolhouse ive ever read. who wrote this. theres not even sonic.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

and FOR THE RECORD. i dont want to marry baldi either. i dont want to marry any man. that is too scary for me. they always told me i would grow up and marry a beautiful woman and have every kid ever and i guess thats true. but its scary. do you ever wish

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

not that i even like sonic. i played sonic schoolhouse when i was like 4 and it scared me. i screamed. hard and bad and long. you dont even know anything about me. i played one sonic game. something about rings or some shit. it was not good. i dont want to marry sonic.

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

i dotn like him

[Nutshack Woodman @JEROMEFest @NutshackW]

apparently the fact that i wont text this "boy" "kisser" fellow back has gone VIRAL. i dont know who he is or who any of you are but if you are "siding" against me then you are AGAINST ME!!! AND I DONT. LIKE. THAT. i just want to be! i just want to be! please