Simone C

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@Elifbenad Mildred or Gertrude

[The Wolf Man @iTheWolfman]

Beep Beep...

It even surpasses comic books.😂

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@laralogan If they sell kids toys should they sell adult toys too? Also they’re medical device to treat hysteria maam

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@CBSNews did i watch one of the cops stop for some fucking hand sanitizer? guess he was washing his hands of the situation 😑

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@GeneralWarPHare go bff!!!

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

Improv

[👑ELITE HEATHEN👑 @Look_itsNEESY]

Titties are a blessing!! I had to pull this move when we got stopped by the cops with a bottle of Jack 😂

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

Sex is cool, but have you ever timed your eggs, grits, bacon & toast to all be done at the exact same time?

[Honeybrown#Resis @honey89052]

@chadwickboseman

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@euphoriaHBO Fez is bae. Dealer with a heart of gold.

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

The hardest part is the people

[Nick DeJesus 🛒🎉 - Former Unpaid CTO @BTPipeline @Dayhaysoos]

The tech industry is trash because there is so much crazy emphasis on developing the hard skills when in reality, the best engineers are the engineers that aren't assholes.

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@bigbravostan When ur that pretty u literally don’t need to be good at anything aside from breathing

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@delamomanny @capital_sb Would u want to deal with the dumpster fire that is america? Only someone already close to death wud want to try to fix this shit 😅

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

Shady makes sure @Ritchie_Califas keeps his nose clean😝#dogsoftwitter #poodleparents #dogsofinstagram

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@ThatThickChick Its all fun n games until something gets stuck in ur throat and u realize u can only try to keep swallowing cuz u have 0 gag reflex

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@DeannaKatee Milkmaid phresh #RHOP

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

@wrapsandanime @SnottieDrippen Nahhh she’ll be fine. Carbs are worse. #Ketogenic

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

Our guy @Ritchie_Califas 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #YangTheView #YangGang

[The View @TheView]

“I’m very be proud to be the first Asian-American man to run for president as a Democrat,” @AndrewYang tells us. “My father grew up on a peanut farm in Asia with no floor and here I am running for president.” https://t.co/xCeZVwBsD5

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

Me the first week i started walking to lose a few pounds 😭😭😭

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

Tell em

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

$1,000 a month doesn’t solve every problem. But it sure makes a lot of them easier to deal with.

[Simone C @nuvoNerd]

Cheryl needs to see the signs that the universe is throwing her way #LoveAfterLockup