Nzekwe Uzolisa

A peace loving soul. Let not your heart be troubled. Live and let live. Optimist. Humanity before Race, Tribe, Religion, Culture or tradition. Egalitarian.

[Sheni Coker @sheni_coker]

Yes, the government is useless, but those of you throwing plastics and trash out of your car windows are part of the problem too

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[watergun @tersseer]

raising your phone to listen to a voice note then it auto pause is peak rage bait 😭

[ajay @1meajay]

😭😭😭

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

Woke up this morning with 100k in my account. I was craving to go to my favourite cafe and give myself a treat. Which might cost me at least 30k.

Then I remembered I want to collect my sch transcript and lang proficiency, which would cost about 50k.

I wanted to buy one unique chair for my space, 45k.

I opened WhatsApp and saw a message from Lil Sis reminding me of her allowance and contribution towards her project. Another 50k.

I sent lil sis her 50k. Bought data 20k. Renewed 𝕏 sub. And I'm left with 24k to manage, I can't leave my acct entirely empty.

I called lil sis this afternoon to gist. She was eating, I asked what she was eating, and she said shawarma and parfait. That's 15k! I asked where she got the money from. And she answered that it's from the money I sent her in the morning. I was about to say something, and she said, "I can't come and kill myself."

Ngl, I don't know how to feel. I'm not angry. But I feel sorry for myself.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭

[toye. @adetxye]

this economy de rlly help me differentiate between core needs, partial needs n wants

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

people don’t realise but it actually takes a lot of discipline to do this every night

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

train yourself to handle life without ever borrowing money.

[gaangbaanger🌈💗ྀི🇨🇼🇨🇻🇬🇭🇨🇩 @6ixofwandz]

Children of the VERY average Nigerian used to have birthday celebrations. The parents would rent canopies, cook and invite djs. There used to be parties and the entire neighborhood would gather to celebrate w the child. I don’t hear birthday music anymore. There’s nothing left

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Corporate Tip :
Normalize not wanting to be a manager

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

It’s the middle management trap. A slight pay increase but your stress level goes up several times over.

[KARMAKHIZ @karmakhiz01]

As a man, once you open your eyes in the morning, war don start..

[Nzekwe Uzolisa @NUzolisa]

@247IGBO @Annakania20 Anioma people

[Dr. Bernie 👑 @iamlordbernie]

Do it next year.

Allow the women to shine.
It’s not a competition.

[Elisha Ajiboye🩺📸 @ElishaAjiboye__]

I was told to clerk a patient today and I got to social history, I asked her whether she smokes or drinks but tell me why this woman replied with “I am a mother, does your own mother smoke?”

I felt bad and was so clueless on what to do at that point but I just had to proceed.

[Mimi😽 @Mimix1907]

Kalem kullanmadan çözebilirsen sen bir sayısal dehasın.
Yapabilir misin ?

[Nzekwe Uzolisa @NUzolisa]

@Owiggy_ Upstairs

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

No one can tell me otherwise. Being able to support urself financially without bothering anyone is top tier.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

To save your mental health, reduce how much Nigerian news you consume.