So apparently if you consume nothing but a monster all day and drive around in your car with a broken AC while it’s 95° outside u will pass out on the grass in some random neighborhood. Why did no one tell me this
“I asked ChatGPT” yeah well I asked my autistic friend whose pattern recognition gives her borderline prophetic accuracy even though no one ever listens to her because she’s awkward and has bad timing and says the wrong thing and has no control over her body or volume or brain or
Getting stoned when you have a cat is awesome because it will just walk in and I’m immediately cracking up. Like look a this dude, fucking love this guy