Chris Chappell

Geriatric Millennial. Sarcasm is my love language.

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

You realize that Jason Aldean was just a shitty butt-of-the-jokes fading singer and the whole MAGA anthem stuff as of late is actually just pandering to the right in order to extend what's left of his career?

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Kari Lake offered a simple answer when asked why she lost the AZ governor race. #AZGov #Midterms2022

[Kari Lake @KariLake]

Arizonans know BS when they see it.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Russell Wilson: "Broncos Country.. Let's Ride!"

The Ride:

[MLB @MLB]

Bottom 9. 2 outs. 3-2 count. The moment Cal ended a 21-year drought.

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

[MLB @MLB]

SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE.

THE MARINERS END THEIR POSTSEASON DROUGHT WITH A WALK-OFF HOME RUN.

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Just posted a photo @ Villa del Palmar at the Islands of Loreto https://t.co/RuoiLvDJai

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Light vacation reading. @ Villa del Palmar at the Islands of Loreto https://t.co/Ur24J62SiY

[Joe Walsh @WalshFreedom]

To a country that needs to grow up:

In America, a comedian on stage has a right to make offensive jokes about your wife. And you have a right to get angry and, after the fact, speak out against/protest that comedian.

You do not have a right to physically assault that comedian.

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

@tofuguns I'll second that.

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[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

He got into one little fight, his mom got scared, and said you’re moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. #Oscars2022

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Just posted a photo @ Villa del Palmar at the Islands of Loreto https://t.co/hcq1g0Na74

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Heinous violent crime + complying with police orders = day in court.

Nonviolent low level offense + not complying with police orders = justified use of deadly force.

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[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Something good happened today.

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https://t.co/lGg3frQ72V

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

OMFG two white house press briefings in as many days. What the hell are they doing over there? #boring #sarcasm

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

I'm officially bored by American politics again. Can't express how excited I am about that.

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Historically, sequels aren't nearly as good as the original. But with all the buzz around "Impeachment 2: the repeachening" I'd say I'm pretty optimistic.

[Chris Chappell @NWChappy]

Any parent will agree that waiting to curb your child's bad behavior until they do one more bad thing is the sure fire way to successfully teach them. /s

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

New reporting from @Acosta: "VP Pence has not ruled out an effort to invoke the 25th Amendment and wants to preserve it as an option in case Trump becomes more unstable, a source close to the VP says."

https://t.co/rD5glDPx5g