Iris

dm for a recipe for peanut butter cookies

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@ciswoman Have u been to the streetcar museum? 👀

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@Cassperture Nail techs literally don’t care if you’re trans.
Also you’re gorgeous and have nothing to worry about.
We’ll be expecting to see your pretty French tips within the week 💅💖

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@serversidesarah Isn’t 32 the smallest band size most brands sell?

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@fixxieee p sure you can’t be on hrt when you do it. It’s worth it if you would ever want to be a mom though

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee My stylist thinks leave-in is evil but he might be lying to me

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@ClaireOfRuralia It still goes directly to your liver if you swallow it.

Sublingual is sort of an option, but I’ve heard it tastes bad

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee Putting this right up there with the Volvo 240 wagon that I desperately want <3

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee No I definitely took this too literally you should probably just take me out behind the shed 😭

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee don’t kill me if I accidentally took this too literally
but injections are (relatively) so cheap!
a $40 vial can last months, and syringes cost cents

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee Chipped nail polish is cute ^-^

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee I might be naive but what’s the difference 😭

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@DewEnjoyer Me at 15 asking for “just a trim” only to get the most disrespectful shave In history

[Iris @Nyacappella]

The tuck to recreate this might require a nail gun

[Art Encyclopedia @artenpedia]

Nude woman with black stockings, ca. 1900 - by Pierre Bonnard (1867 – 1947), French

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee If I saw u at the mall I would pass out so hard my skull would bounce off the tile

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee @catethps IPL works slower than the giant pulse laser they use on you at the salon tragically

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee :3€ is some new technology im gonna have to lift that one from u

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee Finish ur house md arc and diagnose their brain injury

[Iris @Nyacappella]

@fixxieee Taking anything sublingually casts a spell that makes everyone want you to talk to them