Joe Ellis

Selling wine around the US when I'm not Doomscrolling. Writing about the experience.

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

I admire people who take the time show the lies and efforts to manipulate narrative

[Danny Boy @Care2much18]

Quote: "This is how USAID spent your tax dollars"

I think people have lost the will to try fact-check this guy due to the volume of lies he spreads.

Also it's actually pretty difficult with this image and quite time consuming.

It just happens I had nothing better to do. /1

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@JoshMalina It was such a perfect show that lost out to the cheap (in every sense of the word) Who Wants to be a Millionaire. I was heartbroken when it was cancelled.

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@ianbremmer This one feels like a 😉

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@brianbeutler I truly believe that Biden 2020 was a bandaid/security blanket and we all decided, yeah, 48 months of comfortable was acceptable. It was covid and orange guy, safe worked and we’d hash it out in 24. Biden promised 1 term

[Jill Tucker @jilltucker]

If you ever doubt how magical this world is, one day you will decide to go to a World Cup watch party in Oakland that you found online to root for a country where you spent two years trying to coax English out of the mouths of Cape Verdean teenagers. 1/7

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@MaryPeltola Working every waking hour for votes means something different in Alaska, I imagine

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@dieworkwear I see what you did there 😁

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Absolutely:

— Focus on fabric weight and weave, as lightweight fabrics made with a porous weave will breathe better
— Consider linen shirts, as these will wick moisture from your skin and keep you dry
— Advocate for affordable housing in walkable neighborhoods, as this will reduce our dependence on cars and thus oil
— Ask local leaders to plant trees along sidewalks, as these will lower temps
— Vote for politicians who support green policies
— Pay attention to shape and drape, as your silhouette will have to do more when you're not layering
— Consider accessories, such as jewelry

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@Acyn She could’ve stopped at “I’m not a scientist”

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@paintedskypods @MerriamWebster I’m glad someone got this to work

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@MaryPeltola Quite a few daytime hours for fishing right now, I’d imagine

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@svdate It’s like bad improv

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@OKWildlifeDept

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

My mayor Muslim
My bagels Jewish
Beyoncé Hive
Knicks in Five

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@ElijahCone I don’t hate the chances in Iowa either, but I fear I’m getting more optimistic than I should be

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@chefjoseandres @ebyjoseandres @minibarbyjose @TheWorlds50Best It’s a lazy list, and while I’m sure that the 50 are excellent establishments, you and your teams make the world a better and tastier place

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@svdate I honestly can’t come up with what I hope happens to this clown

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@MacFarlaneNews @MeidasTouch Strange, he’s normally an attention whore

[Joe Ellis @NYBARCHEF]

@3YearLetterman Jan feels bio-engineered to oppose everything great you represent. Keep fighting for the rest of us