NYC Scumbag

Presidential Elector... Seeking Pinay with daddy issues and no gag reflex.

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

What's pickle brine? --- someone lying on the floor trying to find his teeth

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

Still in search of the lunch break deep throat... Enquire within

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

@rachelysanders @alanna Perfume

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

New business idea: Scumbag tour of NYC... Morning bars, sluts, strippers, Chinese massage parlors... $200/day

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

A good half hour would be good

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

Best fave https://t.co/wjW4xyy6NC

[Katie Notopoulos @katienotopoulos]

The 22yo and 24yo in my office have no idea who Fred Durst is

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

@catesish This is the worst macro

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

@samimain 143 sami

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

@samimain *well

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

I'm a:

⚪️ man
⚪️ woman
🔘 brand

Seeking:

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 retweets and attention

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

The most "I'm not falling for your shit anymore" woke meme https://t.co/zWeCtp3ol6

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

The number of times I need to just smile and nod and wait instead of kick in teeth....

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

My God when you need to shit so you buy a beer

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

There's a blue haired asian woman on line in front of me patiently listening to some Indian nerd instead of sucking my dick

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

@samimain Ily sami

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

No longer on the fence. Would and could

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

Caren at Billy Mark's... I'm on the fence

[NYC Scumbag @NycScumbag]

I would sit here and get my third round, but i just remembered Chicken McGriddles are back @McDonalds