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[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

FEMALE MEDICAL EXAMINATION

During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:

"Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now, let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."

 The lady starts taking off her panties but is interrupted by the doctor.

 “No! No! Don't remove your clothes....just stick out your tongue!"
🤣😂

[Madeleine @missdelein2]

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[MAKANAKI @black_bhoy_]

This is so funny😂

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

If your country has enough money to give money to other countries, your taxes are too high.

[David Marshall 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sausageandeggx]

They broke his bones, gouged his eyes out, cut out his tongue and castrated him. He died of a heart attack after being set on fire and dragged himself 50 meters across the floor.

[Kate @KittenHippy]

😂🤣😂🤣

[Juan @XaLaRa_Se_Lew]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Paula Delalande @DelalandePaula]

Brilliant 😂😂

[Nina Varsavsky @ninavars]

Son feministas hasta que Bad Bunny les baila pegado.

Son socialistas hasta que descubren lo cómoda que es volar en primera clase.

Son ecologistas hasta que toca un fin de semana en yate o un vuelo a las Maldivas.

Son tolerantes hasta que se enteran de que votas a la derecha.

Son pacifistas hasta que alguien discrepa de ellos.

Son partidarios de la libertad de expresión hasta que escuchan algo que no les gusta.

Son antielitistas hasta que los invitan a un reservado VIP.

Son ciudadanos del mundo hasta que les toca tenerlos de vecino.

Son partidarios de repartir la riqueza hasta que les toca repartir la suya.

[Lara Logan @laralogan]

Just to be clear: The findings of the two week inquiry into the Pakistani rape gangs in England produced sworn testimony that included a girl who described her terror when she was held down and they brought in dogs to rape her. That actually happened. She described one man holding down her head and staring into her eyes as she was raped by a dog. She said they did it to break her.

[Amazing Physics @amazing_physics]

😯😲😃

[N Ecc 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Neccccy]

True !!!

[Vivid.🇮🇱 @VividProwess]

If Israel had the ability to save every baby in Gaza, it would.

If Gazans had the ability to kill every baby in Israel, they would.

That is the difference.

[Isaac @isaacrrr7]

Hace falta ser un auténtico imbécil para pensar que estas dos culturas podrían mezclarse alguna vez.

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

Why do so many women vote to keep importing men from societies where women have no rights?

I genuinely don't understand it.

[🐺 @LeighWolf]

We sacrificed 360,000 souls to end slavery and another 250,000 souls to defeat fascism.

Any moral debts were paid in blood many decades ago.

[🇺🇸CHRIS🇺🇸 @buddydawg77]

What a coincidence! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[David Vance @DavidVance]

Always liked the Swedes