Nyjer Morgan

Brewers center fielder and lunatic.

[Nyjer Morgan @Nyjer_Morgan]

@mclaughlin1169 My brew crew? You think they'll actually keep me here after what I've done?

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You know, for a platoon player, I sure cause quite a stir... AAHHHHHH! BREAST MODE!

[Nyjer Morgan @Nyjer_Morgan]

I <3 Albert Pujols.

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Does the MLB have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy? I'm just so ready to be open about my personal life...

[Nyjer Morgan @Nyjer_Morgan]

Alberta Pujols is a much better player than me even though she's technically not allowed in the MLB.