NYTimes Vows

PARODY. The Grey Lady covers White Weddings. IRL: @selenacoppock

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Give me a strict dress code or give me death!!

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Thinking of all the singletons of NYC who texted their Knicks superfan exes late last night.

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“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.” -John Updike

[Matt Flegenheimer @mattfleg]

So this is how it feels. https://t.co/bfCFW2Uq2u

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The Knicks could clinch their first NBA Championship in decades on Saturday. For some fans, that basketball fever dream is creating a wedding nightmare. https://t.co/BEP68ga3Q1

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Who needs family money when you have gobs of social media followers? Oh I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
HAVE BOTH, YOU PEOPLE.

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@ShutUpStephenA @AlysonBKrueger I love this connection!

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“KNICKS IN 4 (because we did not spend a small fortune on flowers and candles to have our wedding reception turn into a NBA finals watch party)!!!!”
-New York brides with weddings scheduled for Saturday June 13.

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Many a complete dweebus think that the "point" of life is to get married and have kids rather than to enjoy and make the best of it, in spite of all its inescapable unpredictabilities, hills, and valleys.

[HankHeIl @HankHeil]

Elder Millennial weddings be like "come celebrate the start of their life together".

You're both 38, it's not starting, it's already over.

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“KNICKS IN 4 (because our reception color scheme is light green and pink, NOT blue and orange and no, Mike, WE ARE NOT CHANGING IT NOW)!!!”
-New York brides with weddings scheduled for Saturday June 13.

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Sunday’s featured Vows had so many delightful quotes and elements that made me literally laugh out loud. Congratulations, Parker + Quil!

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Eyelet season really snuck up on me this year.

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If a bridal shower takes place and a KitchenAid Stand Mixer isn't given as a gift, did the shower even happen?

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I may be called Fake The Grey Lady but I love a good rainbow. ❤️💛💚💙

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There are differences of opinion that ARE worth ending a friendship over. My most recent: The proper pronunciation of "banquette" which is BON-ket and never BANK-ette.

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The pair's nuptials took place at a Newport, RI mansion on a Friday at sunset and they inconvenienced their 175 closest friends and family.

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Katherine and Matt's wedding invitation included a dress code color palette card because they are monsters to whom you owe a gift.

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Please pardon my delay—I was at the beach all day yesterday. Get a load of this week’s featured Vows! What a life story (both the bride and the groom)! What a love story! What a celebration! Congratulations, Arian + Benjamin!

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I’m traveling today so must read the paper online (shudder) but had to share. The bride’s gown is stunning—love that neckline. A very sweet love story capped off with a wedding at The Colony Club! We love it! Congratulations, Olivia + Bill!

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@rebelpioneer Thank u so much!!

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Greetings, new followers! I am the fake Grey Lady—I lovingly mock the Times Vows section, the wedding-industrial complex, WASP culture, and elites. After about 10 years of making such jokes, I landed in the Times Vows section myself! https://t.co/D6y6a7WYXK

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@ThielCp Thank u so much!