The Knicks could clinch their first NBA Championship in decades on Saturday. For some fans, that basketball fever dream is creating a wedding nightmare. https://t.co/BEP68ga3Q1
“KNICKS IN 4 (because we did not spend a small fortune on flowers and candles to have our wedding reception turn into a NBA finals watch party)!!!!”
-New York brides with weddings scheduled for Saturday June 13.
Many a complete dweebus think that the "point" of life is to get married and have kids rather than to enjoy and make the best of it, in spite of all its inescapable unpredictabilities, hills, and valleys.
“KNICKS IN 4 (because our reception color scheme is light green and pink, NOT blue and orange and no, Mike, WE ARE NOT CHANGING IT NOW)!!!”
-New York brides with weddings scheduled for Saturday June 13.
There are differences of opinion that ARE worth ending a friendship over. My most recent: The proper pronunciation of "banquette" which is BON-ket and never BANK-ette.
Please pardon my delay—I was at the beach all day yesterday. Get a load of this week’s featured Vows! What a life story (both the bride and the groom)! What a love story! What a celebration! Congratulations, Arian + Benjamin!
I’m traveling today so must read the paper online (shudder) but had to share. The bride’s gown is stunning—love that neckline. A very sweet love story capped off with a wedding at The Colony Club! We love it! Congratulations, Olivia + Bill!
Greetings, new followers! I am the fake Grey Lady—I lovingly mock the Times Vows section, the wedding-industrial complex, WASP culture, and elites. After about 10 years of making such jokes, I landed in the Times Vows section myself! https://t.co/D6y6a7WYXK