Rosalina♡｡

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[greg @greg16676935420]

Can’t believe I actually lived long enough to see flying cars

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

“guys” & it’s me talking to myself.

[Nathan @OIuwatosin]

First in my bloodline to see a married man come online with receipts to call out his side chick

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Me counting how many days are left until my next salary

[inåns @inans7gl]

another day to figure out how to survive

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Tangu ninunue S24 kazi ni kuzoom ushago nione kama kuku zangu bado ziko

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

Kenyan accent :
Thorough ❎
Thara ✅

[🕸️ @Bunny0000zm]

‘What do you mean who's your daddy,we si nilikuambia mamangu ni single mother’😂😂😂

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

when i die can someone log in my account & post “not me dying”

[Rahmah❤️ @rahmahszn]

Squeeze it in a man’s eyes.

[Brittany 🎀 @britxoxxx]

i’m in no rush to have a baby because once i’m pregnant i want a push gift, a baby moon and i want to be put up for the whole 9 months.

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

me hanging with a random baby at a family gathering:

[♡Peaches♡ @Chiefkhueef]

This is my last Christmas without employment

[Pяom Pяom🌚 @effxzzzyy]

the only day of the year you can retweet this 🎄

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

I like listening to podcasts because it’s basically getting to enjoy a conversation without having to participate in it

[𝕯𝖔𝖓 𝕯𝖆𝖉𝖆🌴 @naisulaaa]

Grief leaves you quiet, so quiet that even your own heartbeat feels louder than your voice

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

The funniest ppl are not comedians, it’s the ppl in the TikTok comment section😭😭

[вιg мσмму @adeeloca]

as a vagina owner
i enjoy having multiple orgasms within the span of 5 minutes

[6ɪx✦ @6ixxtar]

seeing an animal sigh is so funny to me. like what happen buddy?