absorbing lead like it’s a hobby, firing off bad puns, and aiming like my crosshairs on vacation. I grind FPS, yeet into battle royales, Let' get lead poisoned
the most gloriously cursed Marine the ocean ever shat out.
Black-budget experiment fused him mid-storm with a massive sponge. Now he's bullet-absorbing, beer-regenerating sponge armor.
Immortal. Unkillable. Drinks.
Semper Fi, motherfuckers. See you on the beach....eventually