Bean🏎️🍉

ineffable husbands’ child of divorce //// i barely tweet

[Bean🏎️🍉 @O7maybe]

lava is so cool <3

[ray @ln4norris]

“do you believe that you will soon be fighting again for victories?”

lando: “absolutely.” 🔥

[ray @ln4norris]

the 2026 monaco gp

[sof. @clovrleafmotors]

Seriously… I need Stella, Brown, and Marshall to actually start talking about what is wrong with Lando’s car. You cannot spend all season investigating things and still not know why every single engine you put in that car is shit.

[ada ¹ 🐝 @norstappen]

thank god I lived the 2025 season

[B! ✨ @purplelando]

lando’s “luck” since this take dropped
- DNF
- sprint DNF
- DSQ
- “flexibility”
- DNS
- multiple battery failures & missed fps
- DNF
- DNF

[ivy¹ @ivysjpg]

monaco 2026

[🥀 @buckethatlando]

but stella has the nerve to tell a microphone that his drivers didn’t maximize the car enough girl the car DOESNT WORK lets focus our energy there perhaps

[Bean🏎️🍉 @O7maybe]

the reliability of lando’s car is so bad it feels like i’m watching races from the 80s every weekend

[ray @ln4norris]

lando: “[feeling] pretty good! i'm actually happy to be out the race”

😭😭😭😭

[anna 🍀 @femfluro]

“no power, no battery, no nothing” why is lando’s car always FUCKED @ mclaren

[reet¹ @reetp1tlane]

Anyways

[ray @ln4norris]

team DNF

[sha¹ @lanlandedd]

if I was lando I would be having a generational crash out right now

wdym my car is always breaking, I haven't had a single session without issues, I have no chance of defending my title, my team is incompetent, pit wall is full of clowns and im then being told to help my teammate that nearly pushed me into the barriers

[ray @ln4norris]

lando’s season so far: issues in every race weekend, missed practice sessions, a DNS, power unit issues, running out of permitted components before penalties, and back-to-back DNFs.

ALL THROUGH NO FAULT OF HIS.

[char⁴ ⁸¹ 🏹 @norrishearts]

mclaren torturing me on pride month is actually so fucking homophobic

[fie @landopione]

when the front row lock up at turn 1 and knock each other that causes a chain reaction with the 5 cars behind them and then HERE GOES LANDO NORRIS LEADING THE MONACO GRAND PRIXXX 😭🙏😭🙏

[marta @marthlaren]

watching formula 1 as a lando fan