Orange Juice

Smile for me .. like this ** (: **

[Orange Juice @O_Juicee]

You know you're screwed when the teacher hands out the tests and the asian kid looks at it and just starts shaking his head

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So i text this girl and she hasn't repsonded yet.. she probably got a heart attack and died from all the excitement.

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Whenever I cross a one-way road i always look both ways, just incase there's a female driving

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So you like guys that can cook? well i don't mean to brag, but i make a mean protein shake (;

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So i ran over a rabbit.. on Easter.. is that like bad luck or something?

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Girl: do you believe in puppy love? Boy: i tried it once, but their butt-holes are too small.

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When i try to set my paswword as "mypenis" but then the computer comes back and says *ERROR 407: password not long enough* (._.)

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School makes me want to find a small child and just >>>---------------> (._.) **then** >>>-------(x_x)---------->

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'Knock knock' "who's there" 'freep' "freep-who?" 'Eww no thanks I don't want any free-poo' #getit #getit !? ahh screw you guys..

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When you're checking out a milf and her husband catches you #sorry #notsorry

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Your breath smells like A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ A$$ .. STOP and chew some mother f*cking bubblegum

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*Home alone during the day* running around naked, singing with your music blasting *then at night* **house creaks** "what was that!?!" (O_O)

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Nature's greatest magic trick: I put my earbuds in my pocket for two seconds and it comes out tied in 758 knots #fuhh

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Pulling up next to an attractive girl at a stoplight, then the light turns green and she's out of your life forever..

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When i have an important question to ask someone it sounds so smooth in my head, but then it comes out like, "out hang want sometime to?"

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Anyone else want to know what goes down at "girls nights" #naughtypillowfights ?

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*Sitting in class* ehh i'll remember this, I don't need to take note. *Doing homework later* how the heck am I supposed tto do this crap!?

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If anyone decides to make a Project X remake, let this kid know #please

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If you share a bathroom/shower with someone, think about the last place they washed with the bar of soap and the first place you do

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I wasn't that drunk! Dude, you made your girlfriend a sandwich.