chirurgeon

Aperolian Jester
Enneahedral Scholar
Lucanian Star-pilgrim
Malortian Muckraker

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

man without love may as well be a wild beast 🪤

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

committed to the bit bitch r u a horse

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

really sad today

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

the first 16000 years are the hardest

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

im so irritant: keep away from eyes

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

see cigarettes are expensive but if its the only thing around, 1-2 will hold you until you get home and make buttered noodles with beans and frozen broccoli

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

i could write a book about how to eat when ur broke but it would never make it to the intended audience

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

im operating at the very limit of human intellect /derogatory

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

when ur clit fits perfect in the tooth gap ❤️‍🔥

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

guy like me loves checking out the gym bros at aldi

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

all my rats gepetto

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

the thing about dogma is that bitch is a mother

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

im the malik of the autists

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

jack off all trades? dont mind if i do

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

no one can beat my army of genderqueer wasian ravers

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

worst thing in the world is when dudes have opinions like bro just react in the context of the thing

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

look im snort but im not too pig around

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

go down to the rustaurant get some rust on ya

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

yo did a furry make this? bc it is literal dog shit

[chirurgeon @OatmealTits]

i must be a well-endowed rodent, the way i get so hung gopher