LA Kings Hipster Penalty Box Guy

I keep time while others serve it. Parody

[LA Kings Hipster Penalty Box Guy @OatMilkLyfe]

@kurri_jari #FreeArty

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@NFL is tonight’s game available to NFL+ *paid* subscribers or no? It’s trying to get me to open a @peacock account.
@nflnetwork

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@JFreshHockey Dwight King!

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@JWPatarino If I can get 80–1 or more on this, I will take it cause….why not?

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@NHLRussell But #MattMania tho…

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Why has no one told me yet that the @LAKings have a player in rookie camp whose real name seems to be ‘Matt Mania’

Let the #MattMania commence!
#GoKingsGo

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@Kopitar4HOF The “F***ing A”. Line

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@BurnerDewey It would be like Sophie’s Choice for me. I would have to flip a coin between the Denver Broncos and….*your* Los Angeles Kings.

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@FBGreatMoments Daniel Fells. Made the greatest catch I’ve ever seen a TE make in the “Tebow’s first miracle” game. Down 15-0 w3:30 left. #BroncosCountry

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@NHLRussell NoHo Hank is one of the great TV comedy characters of all time IMO.

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@liontamer18 Well played. ❤️

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@BurnerDewey NFL
NHL (don’t tell the boss)
*gap*
MLB

*Large gap (somewhere after volleyball or tennis)*
NBA

[LA Kings Hipster Penalty Box Guy @OatMilkLyfe]

@JimFox19 @KeckMedicineUSC I gotta say, for just having knee surgery….your hair is spectacular. 😃

Look forward to seeing you walk around Crypto dot com soon enough. Good luck!

#gokingsgo

[LA Kings Hipster Penalty Box Guy @OatMilkLyfe]

@PheonixCopley Looks like you caught a case of hipsterpox. 😃

Let’s hang this coming season. 🙌🏼

[LA Kings Hipster Penalty Box Guy @OatMilkLyfe]

@liontamer18 Listen…I lived in the UK. Don’t hate on eggs beans and toast - especially a nice dry aged thyme sourdough made by a hipster in El Sereno. 🥖😃 #GKG

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@NHLRussell Why was he in uniform? @NHLRussell

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@liontamer18 100% My opinion of McD actually went up over the last week and a half.

Just like everyone shitting on Rory for having a tough go of it a couple weeks ago. if you’ve been in contention at the US open or game 7 of a Stanley Cup final maybe you can talk. But otherwise - zip it.

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@mathewjdp

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@liontamer18 What…college basketball season started already? 😛

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@forumfiala @LAKings Agree with this. Tell me where you meet them Izzi and it can be 2 on 1. 😃