Ọba 🫅🏾

Biblicist | Husband | Father | Farmer | I write about intimacy, interaction, money, family pressure within a Christian marriage.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

Dagrin!! 🏆

[MAYOR 🇳🇬 @mayorde4you2]

One thing about fooling niche is that the moment you start, you need to keep getting better at it.

[Glorious God @GloriousGod01]

- If a man kneels to propose to his wife, it’s romantic. If a woman kneels to serve her husband food, it’s slavery.

- If a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s romantic. If a woman washes clothes for her man, it’s slavery.

- If a man bends or kneels to beg his wife, it’s respect. If a woman kneels, it’s slavery or "women don’t apologize."

- It’s okay for a woman to weaponize sex and only give it when she wants, because "it’s her body her choice." But if a man stops providing for his wife after she wrongs him, it’s "financial abuse."

You all will be okay.

Above all, love God.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

@Onomz_D1 That food is alien to me.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

World's best swallow.

No other swallow comes close to this swallow in the whole world.

[Oku @oku_yungx]

NOLLYWOOD IS ABOUT TO TAKE US BACK! 🔥

If you watched ISSAKABA growing up, you already understand why this is BIG.

ISSAKABA: THE RETURN
November 13, 2026. 🎬

Be honest…

WHO ARE YOU GOING TO THE CINEMA WITH? 👀👇🏾

[sh @sheyihade]

Tacos or sharwama

Which are you a fan of?

[Dammy Esquire., @Dammi_Esq]

My mummy has finally made me waterleaf (guré) soup and white amala (lafun). This woman is honestly the best. 😭

I wanted to be the one taking care of her, but na she dey spoil me instead. 😂 She cooked everything herself without even allowing me to join her.

At this point, am I really the child or is my mummy the one raising me? 😂❤️

Does your mum still spoil you like this, or has she left you to fend for yourself?

[Olivia @SuleOlivia]

It’s Midnight here in NewYork and it’s my birthday.

I’m officially old today.😊😊

[MAYOR 🇳🇬 @mayorde4you2]

Self medication, even the doctor encouraged you by prescribing drugs without conducting proper tests.

Obviously he felt pity for your wallet.

[Sir David Onyemaizu🦍 @SirDavidBent]

Most Nigerians cannot afford to buy a car.

[Melody❤️ @_VozDeMel]

I was frying plantains and crying, I stood right there and watched till it turned black, packed it, turned off the gas then went to continue the cry in the room🥹🥹

What's the craziest or funniest thing heartbreak made you do??

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

@Drzoeoluwatoyin I'm not surprised 🤨

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

Marriage isn't sacred, from your role model, Omotola Jalade.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

@_VozDeMel That wasn't my intention.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

Apart from the food in the first frame, which other food belongs in the second frame?

[Àyántáyò @peter_lingua_]

There is an old couple in my street who walk together every evening. He is almost ninety, she is a little younger. He carries a walking stick, and she carries his hand.

One day I stopped to greet them, and I could not help asking, "What is the secret? How long have you been married?"

The old man laughed. "Sixty-three years."

"And you never got tired of each other?"

"Of course we did," the wife said. "Many times. There were years we barely spoke. There was a time I packed my bag and got as far as the gate."

"What happened?"

She looked at her husband. "He came after me with a lantern, because it was dark. He did not beg or shout. He just stood there and said, 'The road is not safe. Let me walk you.' And we both knew he meant more than the road."

The old man squeezed her hand. "I did not do anything special. I just did not let her walk alone."

I watched them go down the street slowly, step by step, his stick tapping and her hand in his.

I thought I understood marriage before. I did not. It is not about never wanting to leave. It is about someone coming after you with a lantern when you do.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

@JessyRichard250 No vex Ooo

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

US$15 million bra.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

@obaleke_ Food na food.

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

I just swallowed ẹba and ogbono, if you like don't eat. Problem no dey finish.. E go just dey change pattern.

[Janesdiary Matchmaking Network @janetfunmi]

AISHAT *******

Age: 49
Gender: Female
Date of Birth: 4 March 1977
Location: Abuja
State of Origin: Lagos
Nationality: Nigerian
Marital Status: Separated
Children: 3
Religion: Muslim
Height: 4'5"
Genotype: AS
Blood Group: O+
HIV Status: Negative

Education: Master of Public Administration (MPA)
Profession: Computer Scientist / Computer Analyst
Organisation: National Assembly

ABOUT HER

Adesola is an educated, confident and socially engaging woman who values honesty, sincerity and genuine connection. She is naturally caring and straightforward, with a personality that appreciates openness and meaningful conversations.

She enjoys reading, cooking and travelling, and values a peaceful, purposeful life surrounded by people who are genuine and emotionally mature.

WHAT SHE VALUES

Honesty • Care • Openness • Respect • Emotional maturity

HER PREFERRED PARTNER

She is open to meeting a mature man between 55 and 65, preferably Nigerian or American, who is educated, neat, confident, socially engaging and straightforward.

She is looking for a genuine connection with a man who understands the value of companionship, respect and intentional partnership.

To connect with her, chat her on [phone].

If you want a private matchmaking kindly chat janesdiary on https://t.co/s4AK0vB9yr

[Ọba 🫅🏾 @Obajimi69]

@TheToluSpinn Clean, simply, tidy.

[Spinn @TheToluSpinn]

Happy 38th to me...