Obara Jerry

Digital Marketing Enthusiast | Tech is where the juice is at | am all about I take the rest of the vowels back!

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Hi, @DonaldTrump .

Iran has just installed a new supreme leader, Ayatollah Maheni

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

BREAKING: Newly appointed Supreme Leader of Iran, Ayatollah Arafi, has reportedly been killed in an airstrike, just hours after being given the role.

[evs🐞 @evssukali]

Sisi ndio Sifuna.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa wa 9-5 sahii kazi ni kuuliza bibi kama amekumbuka kuongesa maji ya ugali sababu ndio watabeba kesho na mayai. Bwana this economy has no room for masculinity

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Pale 9-5 sahii masaa ya lunch kuna jamaa anangoja wengine wamalise kuchemsa mchele kwa microwave ndio naye aingise kichwa ya mbusi na ugali alitoa family gathering on saturday. Eih! This economy!!

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

just filled my tank up and i’m about to look for flights to iran to see if i can help the negotiations

[kimonski @officiialex]

Njaa karibu itanimaliza na ni saa nne, tutatoboa na OMAD kweli

[Darlin @darline_maiga]

Embakasi ni kusafi??

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Hii combination daktari Branice anaeza unda millions 😂😂

[Σαπαγιανός @Sapayian]

Police hufanyishwa kazi za ujinga. Hawa walipewa instructions waingie pool usiku for propaganda material 😂

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Do you know why they swear the oath by the constitution and not by the manifesto?

[Awesome @Oficial_Awesome]

Selling Trossard and Martinelli and replacing them with only Tozolis should be added in City's 115 charges.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

"because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang, you can’t see shiny things."

[CATHY MUTUKU @cathy_mutuku]

Because in the dark of the grave where you put Rex and Albert, they can't see shiny things,
HE SIFUNA 2026

[Simon @Simonsavvy]

@edwinsifuna "In the dark of the grave where you put Rex Maasai and Albert Ojwang. You can't see shiny things."

[PD @1_2spaces]

Arteta rare breed of coach that can play terror ball while dominating possession keeping a super high defensive line. It's not your regular terror ball terrorizing the opponent, he terrorizes the viewers.

[Nola @Ola_midex2]

At least you won’t take your club attack over Chelsea.

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Man United getting 7 points from our first 7 pl games to show support for Ronaldo’s Portugal exit

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

An ideal man for most women is the dumbest nigga they can conjure

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

It is actually impossible to reach Safaricom Customer Care on phone.
Utter dogshit.