Honestly, we expect Johannesburg to be a world-class city while it’s been run for 30 years by ANC councillors whose highest qualification is Standard 6 😭 niyadlala nina. You can’t run Africa’s economic hub like a stokvel meeting and then act surprised when the books don’t balance. 2026 must be the year we upgrade the leadership specs: less vibes, more MBAs, fewer slogans, more accountants. Cities don’t collapse because of bad luck — they collapse because the people in charge can’t read the financial statements 📉💀