Mouth Breather Aura

Chelsea FC | Inferno Hater | Football Banter

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Up the 29%ers

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Why did nobody tell me Belgium have a black AND a white Lukaku

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Egypt actually have more tek than belgium🫪

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

What is it with 13k elo lobbys and loving inferno bro

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

My average T side inferno performance after a 9-3 CT

[btrams @smartbackwards]

karrigan in rounds 13-24 this major:

0-10
0-7
2-9
2-10

4-36, for a cool 0.09 KPR and a 0.11 K/D

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

“Bottomless. They have wells of salsa.”

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

The world cup is actually doing wonders for the USA PR

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Ive never had distain for something like i have for cs2 premier on inferno

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Theres just no one like him when hes in flow state like this.

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

“Azzar is low iq”

[✍️ 🇦🇱 @10blended]

@Laudrupszn low football IQ plus tunnel vision, had all time dribbling and great finisher with both feet and didn’t make the most out of it kinda sad tbh

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Anyone ever wonder why palmer stopped taking corners? He had top delivery in the euros and under poch? Everyone else had neto and enzo delivering meatballs for 2 years.

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I’m starting to worry that sending thousands of Scots (a nation of people who pride themselves on their ability to wind people up) to the United States (a nation of people who are so easily rattled & also have guns) may be a bad idea x

[Pav @pavisback]

Chelsea’s season is already over.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

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[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Be Athleti
>historic levels of haram ball
>no offensive output to compete for la liga
>buy top level attacker for 90 mil
>play 4411 where said attacker is on an island
> 10 league goals, deep cup runs, 3rd in la liga
>attacker wants to play for barca
>crashout

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Shoutout to @MitaoCatCS for the endgame pickup🥭

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Oi Malo Gusto and Wesley Fofana you shite wank stain useless twats. Enjoy Union Berlin you wankers

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Ik you’re on your phone already @Wesley_Fofana3 you fucking wanker

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

@flameosumeet First try, tonali/ moi pivot cooking👀

[Mouth Breather Aura @ObenIndex]

Had a great time using this

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