AleaIactaEst

A horrible science experiment gone wrong .
Also, all hail @IvysRevenge

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Funniest shit today: just had a robocall about my "vehicle's factory warranty." All I did for the whole thing is say "maybe." When I was finally transfered to a human, they asked if they were speaking to me. "Maybe". The golden response: "Oh.. oh hell no." *Click*

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@Ask_Spectrum One of two things:
Option A) You drop the "were working as fast as possible" and you give a Deadline.

Option B) we collectively put *you all* on a deadline and you can spend time between now and then actually fixing or familiarizing yourself with the phase "class action lawsuit"

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@dominicdiccoco @GetSpectrum you Los Angels ain't alone; they're fucking with all the Carolinas too. #solidarity

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@GetSpectrum ah yes the MySpectrum app that conveniently doesn't have an ETA for a restoration of service in NC on the cusp of a Holiday weekend and just after blowing up my email the past few days with "We HaVe ScHeDuLeD OvErNiGht MaInTeNaNcE bEtWeEn 12a-6a".

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@CAGames so just to be clear, your revenge for nobody caring about TW pharaoh was to "update" Shogun 2 and other older titles that we actually cared about and ruin them chiefly by removing the mod manager?

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@woodyandwilcox important thing to note about that legendary court case: McD's was not ordered to put a disclaimer on their coffee; they did so voluntarily to avoid repercussions. #themoreyouknow

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@woodyandwilcox wishing airline illness became illegal when Leslie Nielsen died

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@woodyandwilcox maybe it was a discipline.issue and she needed to spank the monkey more

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@Marvel @DoorDash maybe they're slowing down because y'all tacked on an "extended distance fee" for places ten minutes away, even for dashpass holders

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@woodyandwilcox where was Samuel l jackson on that flight?

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First Chicago, now Philly?

what kind of 4th of July is this?