Lucas

TOL. Nurse in recovery. One day at a time

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@oliviametz143 No pls

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Uhyeahwhatev Sheesh

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

A haunted house but it's just filled with videos of other people playing video games

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@oliviametz143 Bruh same. It's annoying

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@oliviametz143 Sure would be nice

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@shel666y I'm not rich so I would be more of a diet daddy

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

Women fucking suck. Allum

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Syrup_Tishus Twins is right 😲

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Syrup_Tishus

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@ElonMuskAOC Democracy

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Syrup_Tishus Shit I still just call it HBO

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
My neck beard beams with confidence in sharing with you that Gen. Reich has agreed to lead our men into battle. A rousing development, indeed. Please inform the cows immediately, as I know they worry. My resolve strengthens. I yearn for victory, as do we all.
— Andrew

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

I'm one whole year clean today. Holy shit

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Syrup_Tishus I'll be there in 8 hours

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Syrup_Tishus I often am, but I will die on this hill

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Syrup_Tishus It's where the Midwest starts! Now Pennsylvania? Not Midwest

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

@Syrup_Tishus Go for it

[Lucas @Obi_Brown]

I'm so happy these tweets are back

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I’ve relieved Gen. Taylor of his duties. While vexing, my resolve and determination to appoint new leadership are as solid as the hogs’ outhouse. Regiment drilling shall begin soon. A new day and new campaign are ahead. Thrilling. Please send more squirrel oil and a frog leg rhubarb pie.
— Andrew