Obitty ™

Without God I am nothing. The Padrino of Sports Analytics. Undisputed Wing Eating Champion. #Blaugrana #Pats

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

Should have been man of the match

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

18-year-old Ayyoub Bouaddi in his WC debut vs Brazil:

-91% pass accuracy (60/66)
-100% pass accuracy in the final third (16/16)
-6 ball recoveries
-5 interceptions
-9 duels won

A star is born 💫

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

Sheesh

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Omg that left hook is lethal 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

People need to understand boxers hand speed reaction time is elite in comparison to mma fighters because thats all they focus on. Mma you have to be ready for hands, kicks, take downs, grappling. In a complete fight boxers stand no chance. In boxing, boxer will win.

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Things are getting heated between Ilia Topuria and Ryan Garcia 😳

🗣️ Ryan: “You wouldn’t be sipping on tea after our fight, you’d be eating through a straw. Stay in your lane.”

🗣️ Ilia: “You built your name on hype, I built mine by putting legends to sleep. I would give you a boxing lesson, we are not on the same level.”

🗣️ Ryan: “I built my name sleeping guys that are way better boxers than you will ever be… you’ll just be another UFC hype job cashing out by getting knocked out by a boxer.”

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

Wow Olmo wow

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

Valverde can never act hard ever again. He just proved he aint about that action.

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 BREAKING: FULL DETAILS OF THE VALVERDE VS TCHOUAMENI STORY:

- Yesterday, in training, Tchouaméni gave a hard tackle to Fede, which Fede did NOT like AT ALL. Tchouaméni insisted he didn't do it on purpose, but Fede did NOT accept his apology. Fede then kept trying to RETALIATE and tackling Tchouaméni very hard.
- After training, the two players had a VERBAL fight, it was not physical.
- Today, at the start of training, Fede REFUSED to shake Tchouaméni's hand. Then, as soon as training started, Fede tackled Tchouaméni VERY HARD, even lifting him off the floor.
- Alvaro Arbeloa tried to solve the situation by putting them ON THE SAME TEAM.
- This did NOT WORK, and they kept fighting.
- After training, in the dressing room, they started PHYSICALLY fighting, with other players trying to physically separate them.
- Fede Valeverde then fell to the floor, head split open, unconscious.
- He was taken to the hospital, with Arbeloa at his side.
- Real Madrid have decided to PUNISH BOTH of them.

@RMCSport

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

This ref from Bayern PSG 2nd leg needs to be investigated. Terrible absolutely terrible calls. You can not have mediocre refs at this stage.

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

The president and whoever runs this account is turning away support. Why even post this? Does any other country bring this kind of humor to what is supposed to be a serious organization?

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate!

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

I hate it how people seeing this in person just find it normal at this point. Go to Japan you'll never see this behavior. No one should have to put up with this so annoying.

[Oliya Scootercaster 🛴 @ScooterCasterNY]

UPDATE: Crowds have been dispersed shortly after the 11pm curfew street navy yard "Takeover"

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

You dont even have to pull up a credible source look at Palantir stock. Huge surge during the genocide.

[Wayne Waldrop @WayneWaldropW]

All of these podcasters aren't able to cope with realizing that Theo Von has surpassed them in intelligence.

Sure Theo Von is a relatable and goofy guy, but he has genuinely put in the effort to learn from people and the information he gains from them.

Learning is a super power and the first step to achieve it is to be open minded and willing to learn.

Theo was able to achieve this by hearing people out and not taking himself too seriously.

[Mel @Villgecrazylady]

Theo is all of us rn

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

It's an emphasis on IQ at an early age. See passing lanes. Then also being patient understanding which pass can lead to a build up vs which pass can be done to distract or open up. This plus technique.

[TheSecretScout @TheSecretScout_]

Can someone go to Spain and get the recipe for Spanish midfielders and bring it to England

Hugo of Barcelona! Wonderful to watch

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

@TheDMVLive This county needs change. Both clarksburg and this rockville used to be peaceful places to go to. The current plan to reduce crime is obviously not working.

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

I feel safer in other countries even 3rd world countries than in the U.S. Embarrassing when someone comes to visit and they see litter all over a street and drug addicts.

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

Cops got shot at and had to keep the guy who shot at them alive... most people would just leave the person who shot at you to rot. Maryland needs more strict laws. Crime is insane.

[The DC MD VA Live @TheDMVLive]

SECOND ATTACK ON LAW ENFORCEMENT IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS IN THE WASHINGTON DC AREA🚨

This afternoon, Montgomery County police officers were shot at from point-blank range while out on proactive patrol at the Cider Mill Apartments on Lost Knife Circle in Montgomery Village, Maryland.

Luckily, the suspect missed every shot, while police returned fire and shot the armed suspect in the torso and leg. He was then transported by MCFRS to a trauma center and is expected to survive. Fortunately, no police officers were injured in the shooting.

This comes just LESS THAN 24 HOURS after a US Park police officer was ambushed by two suspects and shot while sitting in a car in Southeast Washington DC yesterday evening.

The US Park police officer has since been released from the hospital, and two suspects have been arrested for the shooting. We wish that officer a speedy recovery.

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Hermano lo de Kane?

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

What is the point of working an honest job at this point? Working to live pay check to pay check and then there's billions of fraud. Taxpayers are screwed over and over.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP.

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians.

It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

As a barca fan this man Valverde putting on a clinic

[fan 🇵🇹 @NoodleHairCR7]

HATTRICKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!! FEDE VALVERDE!

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

LAMINE YAMAL, THAT IS SPECTACULAR!

What a pass by Pedri as well 👏

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

It’s insane how people haven’t learned that NBA, NFL, and other professional athletes aren’t fighters

There’s no difference to what Logan would do to the NFL players and to what I did to Nate Robinson

Why are we still talking about this😅😅

Sean Strickland worked Maxx Crosby barely trying and Maxx is one of the strongest, biggest, and most athletic in the NFL and SEAN ISNT A BOXER!

[Obitty ™ @Obitty]

These CEO's look like they watch Grass grow for fun. Dont eat this garbage it's poison.

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

Arby's CEO gonna fuck the flaps off a roast beef sandwich next.