Matt.

🖤 @penebusan 🖤

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

We’re married.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

Wifey.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

“People with disabilities...” okay, I guess.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@penebusan It’s what right now me still does.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@penebusan https://t.co/g1dGdUkhnS

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

u think ur crush is laying in bed thinking about you but in reality they r reading about swords on wikipedia

[ash ☕️ @ashleywiee]

don’t get how ppl think classical music is boring??? does winter by vivaldi not fucking slap???? is the march from the nutcracker not a FUCKING banger?? i dare u to listen to a single mvmt of any shostakovich string quartet and not start milly rocking on the fucking spot

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@penebusan Same.

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[blind date]

HER: I love the fall

ME {trying to impress her}: Lucifer had it coming

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@ALlASlNG Yeah.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@ALlASlNG No.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@ALlASlNG That sucks.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@penebusan You always win, darling.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@penebusan Delete this post or I’m calling my divorce lawyer.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@ALlASlNG Friendship ended with Matt Murdock. Now Jack Daniels is my best friend.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@ALlASlNG I don’t even remember what I did.

[Matt. @OBJECTlNG]

@penebusan We’re fucked, let’s get married.