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addicted to burritos and basketball ☘️

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What if the universe isn’t expanding, we are just being pulled further into the event horizon of a black hole so everything appears further away as time passes

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Absolutely criminal that airlines will separate your seats on purpose to get you to pay for seats together

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Me: “I think I’ll get the $2.29 sour cream instead of the $2.39 sour cream.”

Owner of this site: worth a cool trilly

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Are boomers allowed to pronounce athlete names right

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I can’t tell yet if my diet starts tomorrow or never

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Top 5 food - the crispy edges of pancakes

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I feel like the world should be led by people ages 16-25. After that ur retired.

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Paternity leave should be like 18 years

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@B_R3AL Might be a record

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I have a perfect bracket

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@B_R3AL No I made it 2 games

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🎼 she’s a wood
🎶 (doo-doo-doo-do)
shed 🎵 (doo-doo-do)

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@TheBradOwen I think a lot of us relate to this post even though we are prob all in different fields. Trying to sift through all the conflicts and priorities in life is very hard. Sounds like you are largely saying yes to things you like and no to things you don’t which is all you can do.

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All star game is fixed. This format is unbelievable

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R u sure Rome wasn’t built in a day? Were u there?

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Just tell me how much ice cream I can eat

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

salt: AFC
pepper: NFC

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#NFLMVP strength of schedule

Common opponents:
TEN, BAL, NO, TB, CAR, ATL

Pats 6-0
Rams 4-2

Stafford
129/192 67.2% 8.04 YPA
1,545 yards
14 TD
6 INT, 2 FL
-10 rushing
0 rush TD

Maye
119/170 70% 9.38 YPA
1,595 yards
13 TD
3 INT, 2 FL
159 rushing
1 rush TD

Where’s the debate?

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@Mike_kim714 @ThePME Travelers! First event I ever went to, changed my view on golf.

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@TheRealRikkiDee You cannot understand how on the nose this is for me in this moment. Glad to hear a success story, always enjoyed your insights. Good luck!