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The sort of bloke who mouths 'Elephant juice.' to you as the widening crevasse forces us apart. Martial artist, gamer, philosoraptor.

#GreatBritishFuckOff

[mel! @Shroombies]

Finding out that Elon did not, in fact, decide to rate limit users and instead decided that story was just the best coverup for pushing code that made the site DDoS itself is actually fucking hilarious

[h @OBollocks]

@MKupperman I've seen Ravenous.

[h @OBollocks]

This man is a fucking idiot. A complete fucking idiot.

[Robert Peston @Peston]

Another shocker. Look at all the work on pandemic flu preparation that was stopped just a year before Covid19 emerged. #CovidInquiry

[h @OBollocks]

@bad_histories All tsarists are weird by default. Enjoy your break!

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

[prigozhin logging into telegram tomorrow] hey guys im back, some hacker got into my account and posted a bunch of weird stuff about launching a coup yesterday haha. hope none of you thought that was real lol

[h @OBollocks]

@MKupperman Chicago: They Had It Coming.

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 Any time!

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 Walk Among the Tombstones was good.

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 "They've got telescopes for eyes and knives for legs. If you're in their territory, you're already dead."

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 Extremely good apart from that one super rough rape scene.

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 Liam Kneesgone, the Wolf Puncher?

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 Don't tell me what to do, dad.

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 I would be sad if you didn't.

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 Look after yourself!

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 I'd be doing a lot better if I wasn't a fucking idiot. But yes, I'm okay man, keep your head down and keep your dialogue to the Big Three.

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 I stood on a piece of glass like an absolute moron. I took my shoe off for about five seconds.

Perhaps not the high point of my life.

Trying to think of a heel/heal joke.

[h @OBollocks]

@lebigmal020 I'm okay man, I sliced my fucking foot open like an idiot the other day, so I'm waiting for it to heal. How are you, current in-laws aside?