Aussie Cricket Updates

Australian Cricket arm chair selector giving you unfiltered thoughts and feelings that you didn't ask for 🇦🇺🏏🦘💚💛💯

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@tommorris32 "...he's not a friend, not a teammate, and certainly not a colleague. Quite frankly, he's just a cunt."

My favourite Cummins quote of the day

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@cric_blog Oh god, nobody wants to hear that dribble

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@Mohit52760410 Temper?

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

Updates for Australian Test Cricket hopefuls after Day 2:

Handscomb 169*
Weatherald 142
Konstas 24 & 109*
Davies 70 & 20
Clayton 52
Webster 54 & 1w
Patterson 0 & 43
Neser 34 & 2w
McSweeney 16
Marnus 12 & 3w
Harper 8 & 1c

#SheffieldShield #FirstClassCricket

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@tommorris32 "...he's not a friend, not a teammate, and certainly not a colleague. Quite frankly, he's just a cunt."

My favourite Cummins quote of the day

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@SebLaker2103 @beastieboy07 Never said I believe him, he is obviously lying but I completely understand why he is.

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@tommorris32 "...he's not a friend, not a teammate, and certainly not a colleague. Quite frankly, he's just a cunt."

My favourite Cummins quote of the day

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@wutube Is anyone else warming up for first change? Gaz gonna take a few overs and answer a question or 2?

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@PaulRowe797 Yeh, he's making mg it hard to want to pick him

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

Update on the Aus Cricket Team Bat-off

Strong contention:
Konstas 24 & 66*
Patterson 0 & 27*
Clayton 52
McSweeney 16
Webster 12*

Unlikely, but notable:
Handscomb 169*
Weatherald 142
Davies 70 & 20
Harper 8

No chance:
Maddinson 47
Bancroft 37
Marnus 12

#SheffieldShield

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@Mohit52760410 We gotta try to win somehow brother

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@AFLsConscience @amirightrwrong @NicNegrepontis Im thankful Todd Greenberg is in charge these days and not a fucking clueless clown like Sutherland

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@cellyyyyyyyyy24 @ollietwinkman 29? So he won't be picked by Bailey until 2033

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

An update of the Great Australian Spin-off

Kuhnemann 4/81 (21.3)
Rocchiccioli 2/70 (22)
Lyon 0/82 (25.0)
Murphy 0/45 (15)*

*innings still going

Who you got for the first NZ test? Or will we see Australia run 4 quicks?

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@henrymoeranBBC He's referring to Josh Hazlewood here btw, not Cummins.

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@TUnlimitedd Yes he is lying but quite frankly who cares, really, Khawaja could have waited 10 more years to throw everyone under the bus. If Cummins admits fault now then the Media would have a field day, he is just doing the smartest route.

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

There is no country worse on planet earth than Australia when it comes to Tall Poppy Syndrome. The media will do absolutely anything to create narratives to ensure they get their clicks on their headlines regardless of whos lives are ruined.

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@AFLsConscience @amirightrwrong @NicNegrepontis Bro they got suspended for a year 8 years ago. Cummins could lose captaincy over this that's how bad Aus Media have it for our sporting heroes. Tall poppy syndrome

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@NicNegrepontis I think its pretty clear

They all knew about sandpaper

However, not everyone knew about Bancroft bringing it onto the field

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@Mohit52760410 And?

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@cric_blog Head and Konstas for pure cinema up top
Renshaw 3
Smudge, Green, Inglis

[Aussie Cricket Updates @Observer_Crickt]

@CongduNguyen2 A draw? There are less wickets required to be taken in this match, than have already been taken. There will be a result.