Absolute Pineapple

I just came here to bounce

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

Look

Look at it

Come on

You’re gonna miss it

https://t.co/vHvFWlv6XN

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years, since 13 Nov 2017 (via @twi_age).

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 4 years, since 13 Nov 2017 (via @twi_age).

[RICHARD AYOADE @RichardAyoade]

Surprised this isn't more of a front page story

[🔞✨🌸PinkLop🌸✨ @Pinklopart]

literally me lol

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

The man is totally in the pink of health

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

I’m a terminal pessimist

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

I don’t care if you lean left or right. If you oppose the endless wars, the totalitarian lockdowns, the Fed money printing to bail out giant corporations, the militarized police, you are my ally, whether you like it or not.

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Meghan Markle reveals she gifted Prince Charles a ‘Suits’ DVD boxset but when she and Harry visited three months later it was still in its cellophane wrapping

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

BRANDINE

THE KIDS HAVE A NEW PLAYHOUSE

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

Plane drops debris, has emergency landing at Denver Airport https://t.co/iKIkqqCAOt https://t.co/I2mcF88j7d

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

My comedy punches neither up nor down. It just punches you in the nads until you hate it

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

*this year

Jeff is still having trouble with Autocorrect

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

“This is a great day for human scientific progress. In other good news, we at CeleryCorp are proud to announce the opening of our first CeleryStore on Mars later this day. We are developing a trebuchet to launch building materials towards Mars as we speak”

- Jeff Celery

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere.

#CountdownToMars

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

@IsaiahV1117 I found myself watching some of Numberer1’s YTPs as a coping mechanism after my parents split up (don’t remember why specifically). After a while it became addictive and by the end of 2016 I was making my own YTPs

[esfio.bsky.social @SbFramesInOrder]

The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie - Frame 13285 out of 15688

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

If you’re interested in my inane mouth discharge, follow @SamScurlockMusi where I’m more active these days

[Absolute Pineapple @ObsidianDeluxe]

I’m honoured to call noisepuppet a fan of mine

[cs188 💩 @cs188]

I can't ever *not* laugh at this noisepuppet edit, I swear it's in my top 20 all-time YTP favorites.