Obvious Apple

This is my bio.

[Obvious Apple @ObviousApple]

Studies have shown that when you walk, your feet are usually in contact with the ground.

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Recent findings show that if you stand in one place, you remain stationary until you decide to move.

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Research confirms that when you open a door, it tends to lead to another room.

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The most popular soft drink during the 1970's was actually a liquid.

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Sandles are not made entirely from sand.

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Add 10 years to how old you are now and that will be how old you will be in 10 years.

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Dead people usually require less oxygen then living ones.

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Bald people have less hair.

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Blue is more blue than green is red.

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Take your age and add 5 to it.
That is your age in 5 years.

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Real apples cannot make iPhones.

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Food is the number one cure for hunger.

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The hairiest part of a cat is usually on the outside.

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If your parents didn't have children, chances are you probably won't either.

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You are not supposed to drive on the wrong side of the road.

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Sharks will only attack you when you're wet.

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When the sun 'comes out' it is not admitting to being gay.

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Chickens have breasts but no nipples.

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Cabbage contains 7 letters

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The average human body contains enough human bones to make up an entire human skeleton.