Capt. Obvious

43|Blue-collar|Husband|Pitbull advocate|Logical thinker|Dog Dad|Traveler|Fisherman|

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@paisylynn Because you're suffocating the poor bastard! 😂 You put a plastic bag over his head, cut off his oxygen, and then wonder why he's dying on you. 🤣💀

[Best in Dogs @BestinDogs]

Best selfie ever 😊🤎

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@sagespells A divorce!

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

I'm all about the vibe. A genuine personality, a good sense of humor, and natural chemistry mean more to me than looks ever will. I don't follow people just because they're attractive. If I follow you, something about your energy caught my attention.

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@Dela_oxx It's his way of complimenting you. 😂 He's basically telling you that you feel fucking amazing to him, and he's enjoying every second of it. Trust me, that's not a complaint. 🤣

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

Holy shit, Joshua. 😂 So you didn't read the original joke, didn't read my response, but somehow still feel qualified to argue about both? 🤣 And now you're investigating who likes my comments? At this point, I'm convinced your last two brain cells are fighting for third place. 💀👏

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@Grd_adele_ Absolutely. Just because the fireworks went off doesn't mean the show's over. I'm a firm believer in multiple encores. 😏🤣

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@2nd_zoeyy I find women attractive, period. Goth, country, classy, or anything in between. Style is just a form of self-expression. True beauty comes from within. You can be the most gorgeous woman in the room, but if your personality is ugly, none of that beauty means a damn thing.

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

Because some of us have spent years in marriages holding on, hoping things will change, only to watch another year pass with nothing getting better. We keep fighting for something that's slowly destroying us because the thought of starting over alone seems scarier than staying miserable. Eventually, a man learns that rejection isn't an invitation to try harder. Sometimes it's a reason to finally walk away.

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

So let me get this straight. A man dating an 18-year-old automatically makes him a manipulative predator, but somehow you know his intentions, his character, and his entire psychological profile without ever meeting him? 😂 That's a whole lot of assumptions coming from someone questioning other people's mental development. 💀

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

Before you, he was only financially responsible for himself. Now he's trying to maintain that same stability while making sure you're happy, taken care of, and pleased. Funny how quickly financial stability can change when you're no longer the only person you're spending money on. 😂

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

funny how a guy can look financially stable until you actually start dating him

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

Because not all women enjoy being used for sex. Sure, women enjoy sex just as much as men, but there's a difference between mutual pleasure and someone treating you like you're only good for one thing. Just because two people enjoy fucking doesn't mean they're both enjoying the way they're being treated. There's a big fucking difference.

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@sharkincrisis Shark, you're arguing with a cow on the internet. The cow's got one word in its vocabulary, and somehow you're still losing the fucking argument. 🤣💀

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

Two puffs in and I'm questioning the meaning of life, the existence of God, and why the fuck we park in driveways and drive on parkways. 🤣💀

[Salamat @sallamhat]

Smokers take two puffs and start acting like philosophers. Lmao

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@oflline_ @paisylynn Thanks, Captain Obvious! 😂 Oh, wait... that's my fucking name. Looks like you're coming for my job. 🤣💀

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

Holy fuck, Joshua. 😂 Did you seriously read that entire comment, completely miss the joke, and then write a dissertation explaining that dicks don't breathe oxygen? 💀 Nobody said condoms were bad. It was a fucking joke, not a medical thesis. But thank you for proving that common sense isn't nearly as common as we'd hoped. 🤣

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@yasukesanada 😂😅

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

@kuchnehihai Less painful

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

Love her hair

[𝐿𝒾𝓁𝓎 🦷 @lilyshxw98]

Outout x

[Capt. Obvious @ObviousCap8042]

My wife doesn't suck dick, and personally, I prefer fucking. For me, it's more mental than physical. I get an immense amount of satisfaction from giving a woman pleasure. The anticipation, passion, intensity, and knowing I'm driving her absolutely wild is what turns me on. Her pleasure is my pleasure.