Brian Mitchell

I came here to chew bubblegum and tweet...

Father, Husband, Dungeon Master (The Dice Kind)

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Finished my first campaign of @Wizards_DnD as a DM last night. #WildBeyondTheWitchlight. What a feeling. Thanks @NADDPod, @eaxford, @caldy, @JakeHurwitz for getting me into this fantastic world, and @chmurph for giving me the confidence to DM.

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@Unleashed_PK @xavier93yc I mean, you're right. She doesn't make me want a saxophone at all...

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@mchappell51 The only person in any major sport to win the MVP, Coach of the Year, and Executive of the Year. Truly one of a kind.

[Roman Reigns SZN 💥 @reigns_era]

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Stephanie Vaquer

Jordynne Grace

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@YaOnlyLivvOnce @Wendys Nobody tell her about how they changed the Spicy Chicken sandwich...

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@MissGinaDarling That dude terrorized Neville Longbottom, and crushed on a married woman for years, getting her husband killed and almost getting her son killed.

He was an incel. He was Nick Fuentes. Doing exactly one decent thing doesn't make up for it. Fuck that man.

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@DevonESawa I can't see Dean Cain without replaying John Mulaney's bit about him being on an episode of SVU.

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@rejectedjokes @nyknicks @jalenbrunson1 @joshhart @KarlTowns If there's one thing Knicks fans are good at, it's overconfidence.

If there's two, it's being disappointed.

Go @Pacers!

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@adamwren "It's not a bug. It's a feature."

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@AttyAbdul I notice you say 'have a hard time' and not 'don't believe at all'.

If you can't speak truth to power, what the hell use is the truth, anyway?

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@BDaveWalters And @ImKeithDavid along with it.

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@Dexerto Hydrox would never have pulled this kind of bullshit.

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@YaOnlyLivvOnce New Jersey is so lucky...

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@BDaveWalters I first saw you on Pirates of Leviathan, and Marcid led me to play the best, most fun character I've ever played. I owe you for that experience. Helping here is the least I can do, sir. Thank you.

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@DaCrabsMTG @Wizards_DnD Everything before intermission was fantastic, and the players all did incredible. Sigil, as a platform, has a lot of work to make it seem like anything but a video game instead of a VTT. It was so glitchy. I wished they had just skipped it. The performers were all brilliant.

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@KamalaHQ @jaredpolis Does anyone know what page the proposed law legalizing Man-Sofa civil unions is on? Asking for a weirdo...

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@PolybiusChamp @PoliticsINQ "...a few years ago..."

My guy, it was 21 years ago. If that article was a woman, she'd be too old for Donald Trump to sexually harass. If it was a couch, the cushions would be too broken-down to help JD Vance climax.

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@robowieland @Gen_Con This was my favorite event during GenCon. Thank you so much. It was incredible to feel that kind of positive energy in the room.

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@ProjectLincoln Garth Crooks

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@GeekyPinup @Gen_Con The Multiversal Roast tonight was absolutely fantastic. What a great panel, and a great cause. Highlight of my Con so far.

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