I’m in a Central Park bathroom in a clean stall where a toilet never stops flushing. Was that…a chance to get to a ministry? Was I already obliviated? I may never know 🤯
Today was my last day of school before spring break started. I also heard the most offensive and inappropriate thing from a 5 year old in my 12 year career. Cheers to the next 10 days off work.
@jamieloftusHELP I greatly question how long my lactose intolerant self would be in the bathroom after any of these/how quickly would I fall asleep from the sugar crash?
@withjetpacks What I hate the most is “you’ll regret not talking to them when they’re not here anymore, be thankful”. My response: nope, they’ve refused family counseling for 10 years now bc I want to work on our relationship, ball is in their court” 🤷🏻♀️
@shelbieee28 I have gotten asked so many times if my healthier eating/portion control is bc of the ‘wedding diet’. BAHAHAHA I’ve been attempting to eat healthier and control my portions for years. What wedding diet? *I say, as I stuff my face w thin mints* 😂
OMG I just finished Downton Abbey Season 3. one moment I’m crying happy tears and my ovaries are crying at the adorableness but then intense sadness and surprised tears from THAT ENDING?!? Waaaaaahhhhhhhhhh 😭