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Ok folks, if the end is really near, we have an admission to make. We aren't actually journalists. This was a parody account.

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@coutinho9 Wait, you had a triple bypass? Omg are you ok? Why didn't you tell us?

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We have encountered MAGA Mets fans. You guys absolutely fucking suck so hard. We have encountered super progressive perpetually offended Mets fans. You guys also absolutely fucking suck so hard too.

Just be fucking normal for fuck's sake. And don't follow us to CompuServe.

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Given the uncertainty around Twitter, we will be moving platforms. Please join us for Mets analysis and insight at our new home, CompuServe.

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During our time here on Twitter we've encountered many political opinions. We have stayed above the fray. But now seems like as good a time as any to tell you - a lot of you absolutely fucking suck shit. Just the worst fucking opinions. Beta cucks to our left and right.

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Hey folks, time for us to get active here again. Anything we need to know about first?

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@coutinho9 Too bad there aren't any doctors in Louisiana. Good luck, Rich.

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Social Media Card of the Day: Kirk Nieuwenhuis. #LGM #MetsRewind

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Folks, with pitchers and catchers reporting this week, remember that Obviously Mets is still your #1 source for timely news and analysis about your Amazin's.

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@coutinho9 @lamelaza_7 He threw his wife through a glass door.

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We know we haven't tweeted so much recently, but we still have a platform and it's our social responsibility to amplify a good cause like this.

[Alyssa Rose @AlyssaRose]

While I have your attention, the meanies at Twitter didn't give me a tip jar so just leaving my venmo and cash app for no reason whatsoever: alyssa-rose-1 $alyssajrose

[Dave @Metfan2442]

What a fucking loser lol

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Folks, we apologize for tweeting under our burner account, @BNightengale, earlier this evening.

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[Jake @MetsHomeRunGuy]

This is over the top bullshit.

[DFA Brett Baty @ShaunWasRight]

And you will be cheering for him when he has a lights out game in October

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T#@#$* B*$#$ is a disgusting piece of garbage who has no place in baseball. Shunning him is a simple matter of human decency.

Please sign him, Dodgers!