We have encountered MAGA Mets fans. You guys absolutely fucking suck so hard. We have encountered super progressive perpetually offended Mets fans. You guys also absolutely fucking suck so hard too.
Just be fucking normal for fuck's sake. And don't follow us to CompuServe.
During our time here on Twitter we've encountered many political opinions. We have stayed above the fray. But now seems like as good a time as any to tell you - a lot of you absolutely fucking suck shit. Just the worst fucking opinions. Beta cucks to our left and right.
Folks, with pitchers and catchers reporting this week, remember that Obviously Mets is still your #1 source for timely news and analysis about your Amazin's.
While I have your attention, the meanies at Twitter didn't give me a tip jar so just leaving my venmo and cash app for no reason whatsoever: alyssa-rose-1 $alyssajrose
T#@#$* B*$#$ is a disgusting piece of garbage who has no place in baseball. Shunning him is a simple matter of human decency.
Please sign him, Dodgers!