Obvious Ostrich

only obvious when u dont think about it

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Unsharpened pencils are pointless.

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Spiders cannot fly and we should all be very happy about that.

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it's about to be 3 years since my disappearance, does anyone miss me so i can come back

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fav if u missed me

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You have a 0% chance of turning into a hippo within the next year.

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Studies have shown that people who have experienced more birthdays tend to be older.

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It's not 4th of July anymore.

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Your funeral will not start without you.

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If you keep your socks dry they won't get wet.

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If you pour water on your hands you have wet hands.

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A human is not a tree.

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Cats and children should not be kept in the refrigerator.

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It's easier to see the sun during the daytime than it is at night.

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Sunscreen will not work if you eat it.

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Bananas cannot legally drive vehicles in the United States.

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Research shows that 100% of people reading this tweet aren't dead.

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Your chances of getting into an accident increase significantly when you drive on the wrong side of the road.

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Using "airplane mode" does not turn your phone into an airplane.

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An STD is not a good birthday present.

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"Age" is not a number, it's a word.